Chris Lowery

@chrislowery.bsky.social

Micropaleontologist

there's a host of reasons people don't get tenure and/or wash out of academia and most are sympatheic and structural but the least sympathetic is someone expressing complete and utter contempt for students as people, and doing it constantly

We already do this and companies who want them are happy to pay for PhD student interns. Why do precious and limited NSF funds need to be deployed for this? Most PhD student pursue industry jobs anyways - that has always been true. Use NSF funds to support basic science that industry wont support!

Jonathan Wosen@jonathanwosen.bsky.social · 2w ago

With academic jobs few and far between, the NSF is testing a new approach to graduate education: Giving Ph.D. students industry experience — and dollars — as part of their training. For more, see my latest for @statnews.com. www.statnews.com/2026/07/29/h...

Sorry I’m making a singer’s life about me but that is the deal. They sing about their life and I take it to be about my life and then I write about it and the people reading that take it to be about theirs.

It was incredibly lucky that I was here
I’m looking at a video of ___ on stage right now. He
sounds like he sounds. Like how you remember him
sounding from one day ago when he was still alive.
The casually delivered growl of a man who has lived
and also very much always almost not lived throughout
most of that living.
I must have seen this at the time. I was still very
young at this point even as old as I am now but this
show was a big deal for the people like me watching
and an even bigger deal for the bands playing although
probably not for ___ who didn’t seem to be impressed
by much of anything.
Sorry I’m making a singer’s life about me but that
is the deal. They sing about their life and I take it to be
about my life and then I write about it and the people
reading that take it to be about theirs.
People love to deify a person on the day they die
but then it diminishes incrementally over time. Unless
they were a very big deal. Our man here seems like the
type of guy whose stature will grow posthumously I’d
imagine. People who sing about death and pain a lot
become more important when they’re gone because
now it seems like they’ve completed the final course
prerequisite.
That’s a dangerous pattern for a certain type of
person to notice.
52
Hold on let me look up how old he was at the time
of that performance.
He was twenty eight. Old enough to not be too
overwhelmed by it all but still.
God his voice sounds so good. Jagged but strong.
Let’s make a conservative estimate and say at a clip
of around 20 smokes a day times almost 11,000 days
since then that his voice was about 220,000 cigarettes
younger than the day he died.
He’s got a black eye and he looks like the type of
guy who would have a black eye as a matter of principle.
Everyone loves this song. Everyone loves it and it’s
still underrated.
The day before the band had been in a bar brawl
and their drummer fucked up his shoulder which
accounts for why there’s some other guy sitting in. ___
is wearing a very n…

America's R1 universities educate ~8–9 million students (undergraduate + graduate) -> more than 1/3 of U.S. college students (vs. the ~0.6% of Ivies). Undermining this system threatens the institutions that train our workforce and drive scientific innovation. www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

An American research crisis with real human consequences

Ivy League universities have dominated recent news headlines, having become popular targets for critics of higher education. But the threats they face—cuts to federal research funding, assaults on aca...

science.org

I like how FIFA says "this is in line with Article 27 of our disciplinary code" and you expect it to be something about the specific reasons when they can undo improper VAR decisions or a review of the specific play but its just "we can undo suspensions if we decide to undo suspensions" lmao

SUSPENSION OF IMPLEMENTATION OF DISCIPLINARY
MEASURES
1. The judicial body may decide to fully or partially suspend the implementation of
a disciplinary measure.
2. By suspending the implementation of the sanction, the judicial body subjects the
person sanctioned to a probationary period of one to four years.
3. If the person benefiting from a suspended sanction commits another infringement
of a similar nature and gravity during the probationary period, the suspension shall
be revoked by the judicial body and the sanction enforced without prejudice to
any additional sanction imposed for the new infringement.
4. Disciplinary measures relating to match manipulation cannot be suspende
Tariq Panja@tariqpanja.bsky.social · last mo.

FIFA making the rules up as they go along. Whatever you think of the red card Balogun got, FIFA has upheld the red card but instead of a mandatory one match ban, he gets a probationary period. Following rule changes that allowed Ronaldo to swerve ban at the start of the tournament. Ridiculous.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

A stunning fossil site full of fish uncovered in Egypt reveals how oceans began to bounce back after the devastating mass extinction that closed the Cretaceous. I’ll tell you more in my latest for National Geographic! 🐠 🧪

Scientists unearth a ‘petrified aquarium’ of 62-million-year-old fish fossils

An unexpected haul of nearly 500 fossilized fish in Egypt provides an unprecedented picture of how sea life rebounded from the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

nationalgeographic.com

This is North Korea level bullshit, and a total fucking disaster for science and for the United States alike. It doesn't matter whether it fails to pass; this kind of thinking is already penetrating NIH, NSF, NASA, etc and causing severe harm. NASEM, AAAS, AAUP, etc must condemn unequivocally.

Lawmakers propose banning all U.S.-Chinese research collaborations

Critics say bill would weaken U.S. science by cutting flows of ideas and talent

science.org

More AI Haters (me) should read this rule. I understand the position that making an AI policy is a kind of surrender, but I also think a general rule like this is another way of addressing the situation that doesn't turn the syllabus into a EULA.

Elizabeth Joh@elizabethjoh.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A very, very broad AI policy at Berkeley Law (shared from Chris Hoofnagle)-haven’t seen anything like this before www.law.berkeley.edu/wp-content/u...