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New strong candidate for best sentence of journalism in 2026 just dropped in this wild Kimberly Guilfoyle story from WSJ “‘Honey please I need you to get this done for me today,’ she texted [Eric] Deters, adding a prayer hands emoji and a PDF with bill payment instructions from American Express.”
Saints passed on Lamar Jackson to draft him.
[Rapoport] Long-time NFL pass-rusher Marcus Davenport has decided to retire. Davenport asked for his release from the #Bears after playing his final game Sunday. The 30-year-old former #Saints first-rounder finished with 25 career sacks for four teams. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...
If your seats smell like Axe body spray, you know who to blame.
From one special teams legend to another ⚜️ @PatMcAfeeShow gives a shout out to @SteveGleason
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
Where can a dad get one of them backwards Cats shirts?
it's going to be a yankee hotel foxtrot fall
Writing the script for a Soul Plane sequel, Furry Plane.
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
I almost want the grid to fail just to see what happens to these people
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Because y'all won't shut up about them, I'm gonna have to mental health mute
I'd rather spend the entire time waiting for the bathroom instead of DJ Special Agent Tall Ass.
This Sunday, the #Saints will welcome fans back to the @CaesarsDome for the home opener vs. the Raiders with @DJDiesel headlining the halftime show! ⚜️
The amount of money they spent on the photo retouching and smoothing, and they still didn't make them earlobes smaller.
Didn’t know they sent toilet paper through the mail these days
The winter of our discontent
(Bloomberg) - Saudi Aramco told at least two oil refining customers in Europe that they will be allocated no crude oil next month after the kingdom’s key pipeline to the Red Sea was attacked, people informed of the decision said. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Things fall apart.
(Bloomberg) - Saudi Aramco told at least two oil refining customers in Europe that they will be allocated no crude oil next month after the kingdom’s key pipeline to the Red Sea was attacked, people informed of the decision said. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
My last boss is texting me wanting me to come back and explaining how miserable he is. Not a great sales pitch.
Pizza Hut is partnering with the CIA to extradite Papa John to a remote black site.
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
If you fuck with Holly Rowe in a dream, you had better wake up and apologize.
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
Political Scientists when they meet an actual voter
Mustangs can't use doors ... right?