It's officially the-dog-refused-to-go-on-a-walk-because-it's-too-hot hot
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
You all made fun of how Steven Seagal ran But he knew all along he was #operating at peak running performance utilizing ideal upper-body mechanics
Audible wants me to read these fucking Dungeon Carl books SO BADLY
Joe Rogan knows everything there is about every conspiracy theory out there, but when it comes to all of Trump's real-life government scheming and corruption, he seems behind the curve.
The sad part is that only a tiny fraction of Americans even know a small percentage of the corrupt things Trump has been doing.
“If we ban sports betting, the people at those companies will lose their jobs” good
Mark Walter selling RAPIDLY to a Kushner a week after the SEC probe into him was announced? www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Sources: Josh Kushner, Bob Iger to buy Lakers for $12B
The Lakers are being sold to American businessman Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for over $12 billion, a record-breaking price, multiple sources told ESPN.
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Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
Charlie Brown is canonically a Boomer, so this is accurate
Charlie Brown: Adult Homeowner
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
This administration truly cannot live down the assessment that they'd all prefer to be podcasting than doing their actual jobs.
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Might be more useful add a "This is Not AI Slop" button because otherwise I'm clicking this button on every post
New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says. The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
Terry Funk's story about the Insane Clown Posse, after they used pirated Japanese wrestling footage from Funk's stint in IWA-Japan for their legendary 'Stranglemania' tapes 🤼
Elon claims Starlink is profitable because he only charges his own company $15 million per launch
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
For those of you who are still over there because of "the reach" or "the discourse" or whatever.
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
Nothing but respect for MY Vice President
I love Keith David.
I can think of one way he can atone, and regain his honor,
‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit