I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

She can't ignore it

Dewlap

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way https://theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-hoping-company-can-capture-new-aud-1846058985/

Oh calm down dahling, surely the psychological effects of these scrumptious little brownies can't be too intense.

memorize his stats

Pretty cool right?

By Luce Bahzi

the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon

Kirsche 🐰🐱 (Commissions Open)@cherrypixelbun.gay · yesterday

ITS DOOM YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC

“this is my favoritest day ever!” 🎉💖

"getting to only use bluesky is a privilege" I'm long done giving a shit about people using twitter who gives a shit You wanna smoke that's your business I have my own life to live That you have to be on Twitter for this reason or that is not a noble cross you're baring get that out of my face

star wars... now that's a neat trick

the rule of thirds is when you put your oc on one side of the image and leave enough space for their boobs to fill up the other side

Incur massive gambling debts and kill to survive

pros ofliving in a river valley: the worst of the cold hits the hills either side so it's mild when it's cold as fuck cons of living in a river valley: it rainy

all these people know is how to steal. every creative part of their process is based entirely on ripping off shit from the backs others. they come in with half a mind and no plan, looking to solve a problem already solved better tenfold, shit on it, and take all the credit

wibbs ! 🏳️‍⚧️ ✧⁠*@wibblus.bsky.social · 2d ago

Hey so I'm not over on xitter so I'm just putting this out here for the record: guy pictured below recently "made" some vibe-coded slop website that stole a ton of code and assets from sm64ex/coopdx (including a mod of my own). I have zero association with this and want nothing to do with it.

for Hunter10Musume!

Daily motivation: think in the Darkest Dungeon narrator voice

Us genZ and millennials building PCs and upgrading GPUs, RAM, and storage before 2025 is our version of Boomers buying homes for 25k this shit is generational now

yes YEEEES TORTURE HIM

here's what i've gathered about Silent Hill Townfall by osmosis: someone was having a really fun time on puzzle design going 'oh they're gonna hate this'

nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later

Still dream of making a comic out of this concept one day...would be so fun to follow a bunch of characters through a full game...

Brae! 🔞@brae.gay · 2y ago

The waivers laid it out clearly: The last "prey" to survive the woods without getting bred by the "Werewolf" team gets to be the party favor of the post-game festivities. Easy enough! An hour in, and prey around you are dropping like flies. Your paw breaks a twig, and you pray no one heard. Uh oh.

israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever

Moaning 'I'm gonna cum' is basically calling Richii

i promise anyone reading this: you are clever enough to pirate Adobe software

the target market for vibe coded clones of Adobe software is "people who aren't clever enough to pirate Adobe software"

oh wow people are pissed huh

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2d ago

Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early."