Maybe the headless horseman has terrible insurance and an evil pumpkin is the only prosthetic it would cover.
🤡The April Fool🤡
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I wonder if its because we need some sort of safe outlet to feel all the terrible, life threatening daily terrors we are forced to live with? Maybe feel some kind if catharsis when the untenable evils and billionares are defeated or recieve any kind of comeuppance? Nah thats dumb its obviously satan
Reading some of your posts and takes around here
Public transit tickets! I love being able to buy and use them on a phone app.
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 2d agoSocial media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 2d agoSocial media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!
Enormous news. A melanoma vaccine, one of the most deadly cancers out there. Science is good and helpful and there should be more of it. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
Breakthrough vaccine for the deadliest skin cancer cut risk by almost half
The skin cancer vaccine is based on mRNA technology that helped end the coronavirus pandemic.
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Looking forward to the next two years of Oops All Iran-Contra before President Vance pardons everyone on the way out the door
NOELREPORTS@noelreports.com · 2d agoTrump says he does not know who ordered the Starlink restrictions for Ukraine and has not yet spoken to Elon Musk. He says he heard the issue was resolved, but if it is not, he will speak with Musk and "take care of it." #Ukraine
I bet if the Founding Fathers were alive today they would all say "What the FUCK is that high-pitched ringing everywhere? Jesus Christ do you not hear that?!"
Miss Dizzy Izzy, the fainting rose of the molly house - some say, she likes her corsets too tight, some suspect, it's nothing but a fuckery to get the attention of a certain twat. #OFMDWhumptober fills corset too tight & dizziness; dedicated to @wax-and-wings.bsky.social #ofmd #ofmdart #izzyhands
Telling children they're not allowed to object to physical contact from relatives is not building resilience, it's setting them up for abuse.
My top surgeon was apparently supposed to read a script about regret rates but just said "we are only truly free if we are free to make choices we regret", which goes hard af and is also what I say whenever I order a sushi boat for 2 to eat in one sitting.
Just because you are suffering, doesn't mean I have to.
Friction is so important to creative work that people *add* friction to allow themselves to do it. Just one example: meter, in poetry. You create a framework that restricts you, that limits you, in order to give your thoughts a scaffold within which to build.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 4d agothe idea phase is the easiest and least valuable part of professional creativity. read the first draft of the first Star Wars if you doubt me Great art is made in the grinding, often miserable collision between the ethereal substance of an idea and the mud and blood and friction of reality
Starlink has given Elon Musk enormous influence over the war in Ukraine, and also the U.S. military and other NATO militaries that use the technology. https://to.pbs.org/4zcRD8H
How Elon Musk gained so much power over U.S. security interests
According to reports, Elon Musk ordered the slowdown of Ukraine's Starshield defense systems. Nick Schifrin reports, and Amna Nawaz discusses how the world's richest man gained such power over U.S. se...
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The last time we were taxing the wealthy their fair share we got interstates and a moonshot. Maybe if we tax them again we can get rail and Mars.
Exactly right. Mediocre white men love AI for this very reason. They can't do the work but need the praise and are unwilling to learn. Can't learn Photoshop can't even learn Paint. Can't learn how to write an interesting sentence, can't make a joke. Outsourcing being a person.
Ketan Joshi@ketanjoshi.co · 4d agoThe first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...
This bitch should have had the season to himself to menace the crew
Our Flag Means Death Frames@ofmdframes.bsky.social · 5d agogood evening 🎻 doomed crew of the revenge