Wilson Wilson
@courier429.bsky.social
Mind your doors and corners. You die in doors and corners. Much like an 80s sitcom dad probably in a sweat suit
Progressives keep doing this one dirty trick the Centrists hate (running a charming person for the popularity contest)
The question isn't what this primary tells us about the future, it's what it says about the *present*. And the answer is that even though 100% of party leadership, donors, consultants, and AIPAC are maniacally opposed to candidates like El-Sayed, Mamdani, etc... at least 50% of party VOTERS aren't.
My ice-cold boring take that will definitely not go viral is that a primary result with a margin of victory of roughly 1 percent tells you precisely nothing about The Future Of The Party.
Apparently the US has a device that can jam the GPS of planes in the air and we've used it on American soil. Don't fucking fly unless you have to. Tech like that is misused 99 percent of the time. A fuckin medical plane crashed into a mountain killing everyone on board.
Officially putting a hat in the ring to help new WNBA players get the most out of Cleveland. It'll be a 40 minute q and a with @420b00bs.bsky.social and I. By the end of it they'll love Cleveland or burn it to the ground. Or both!
This is really a Columbus thing. Talk to almost anyone else in Ohio and we almost always say nice things about Michigan.
convincing michiganders to get behind aes because his name is abdul THE sayed and it’ll piss off ohioans
convincing michiganders to get behind aes because his name is abdul THE sayed and it’ll piss off ohioans
If you got two hands of meat you can go to her job and steal printer paper. She'll help you.
i wish your eyes and thumbs were detachable like your ears
our own graphic designer @nicoleharvel.bsky.social reviewed the new @wnba.com Cleveland Sirens logo because why wouldn’t she
The entire suite of Cleveland Sirens logos.
30-50 feral hogs is 7 years old today and that guy is only more vindicated by the day
My target audience = regular people who let others enjoy things and don't try to compose a word salad to change strangers' minds on the internet
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Went to redacted for redcated today to tell @courier429.bsky.social to eat shit and he was nowhere to be found. Sad!
I just let out an involuntary groan at the thought of a crawfish paella
Blue crabs invading Italy and crawfish invading Spain. Sounds like my talents are needed in Europe.
Notice how it only took about a decade after Citizen's United for Congress to stop functioning as a coequal branch of government and pretty much just shrivel up and die.
the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation
what would you say if you saw this in another country etc etc
"Get away from me right now," King, a retired U.S. Army captain who served in Iraq and earned both a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star, can be heard telling the three male guard members in the video as they approach her on the bench. "You have absolutely no authority to detain me."
The Jonah Hill conversation and the Ariana Grande conversation are different angles of the same problem.
Happy birthday noted wedding crasher former president Obama.
"Mainstream media" is just six billionaires in a trenchcoat.
If you’re wondering whether we get a special TV feed for the early parts of the race not broadcast live, the answer is no - the time trial started 45 minutes ago and they’re showing what looks like a French version of Bargain Hunt in the press room #TDFF2026
Trump's Acting AG Todd Blanche has reportedly met with conservative faith leaders and promised that the anti-abortion laws will be "permanent in every state" if confirmed. Senators will vote on his confirmation today.
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
Woke up like I actually got sleep and only got around 7 hours I'll take the win
Took 100 mg of sleep gummies. Really hoping to sleep