why don't gulls live by widow's bay? because then they'd be widow's bay gulls
Feral Geekstress
@crafterix.bsky.social
Feral geekstress, Jill of all trades, and friendly neighborhood anthropomorphic personification. She/her.
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon
Alt: Image is of Liz Lemon (played by Tina Fey) from the tv show 30 Rock. Image shows a white woman with brown hair and glasses. Text says “I want to go to there”
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Annalee Newitz@annaleen.bsky.social · 18h agoNew idea just dropped: a cat library. Like a cat cafe, but with books. Read your library book with a cat in your lap.
OMFG Look, I blocked this doofus a *while* back, my timeline has been all the better for it, but this deliberate and willful misunderstanding of Boots Theory is going to turn me into the Joker.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterdayokay now he's gone too far
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Captain Awkward@captainawkward.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
You, ah, did not mention the Robot Overlords would be Michelle Yeoh. This changes the math somewhat on the whole “Resistance” thing.
Adam Lance Garcia@adamlancegarcia.bsky.social · 2w agooh god yes
Jaw. Dropped. The shirring on the bodice ALONE makes me want to weep.
Kate Strasdin@katestrasdin.bsky.social · 2w agoWoo hoo for Friday and the weekend. Sharing this mid #1950s fireball of a gown by Ceil Chapman, the ruched silk gathered into some folds here and drapes there in a blaze of scarlet #goldsteinmuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Prior to 2010, Duke Energy's political spending in the North Carolina state legislature was very bipartisan. But beginning in the 2012 election cycle, North Carolina's monopoly electric utility massively expanded its political spending.
Oh *please* self-identify by wearing this shit. Please. It’ll save me so much time.
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2w agoYes, please participate in slop branding so I know to avoid you.
This is so cool. Imagine being a very young guitarist and getting to play one of the most iconic acoustic guitar intros in rock history for Nancy Wilson — the woman who wrote it, and one of the greatest living rock guitarists. (IG: Sierra Levesque)
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Suck It Psych
Alt: Image shows Shawn (a white man wearing a dark shirt) and Gus (a black man wearing a plaid shirt). They are sitting in a car, saying “suck iiiiiiit” in unison. From the tv show Psych
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Christiana Ellis@christianaellis.bsky.social · 3w agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
What a needle drop. Thank you Jennifer Finch
Shitlist scene - (L7) - (Natural Born Killers)
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“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
Redacted Pancakes@jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 3w agoI cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
This is an opinion column, containing no sources for that number, which is a flat-out lie.
The News & Observer@newsobserver.com · 3w agoNorth Carolina families saw $5,700 more in their pockets this past April than they did in 2025.
NC AG Jackson already intervened in the Duke Energy Carolinas rate case to lower the requested return for investors; DEC responded by voluntarily lowering its ask from 10.95% to 10.48%. Now Jackson's intervening in the Duke Energy Progress rate case as well. Duke again wants 10.95%; he wants 7.4%.
Attorney General Jeff Jackson Intervenes in Second Duke Energy Rate Case to Save North Carolina Families Another $960 Million - NCDOJ
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Wednesday, July 15, 2026 Contact: comms@ncdoj.gov 919-538-2809 RALEIGH – Attorney General Jeff Jackson filed testimony arguing that Duke Energy Progress’s 15% proposed rate incre...
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This velvet gremlin keeps being baffled by his own hunting prowess. “Why isn’t toy still playing?! All I did was grab the end and then bodily work my way along the string and SIT ON IT. Wriggle moar, pathetic toy!!!”
KELLY: Can you tell me why Joe Biden was certified as the winner of the 2020 election? CLAYTON: ... I really ... Uhm ... I don't want to continue to debate about this, but I believe he had the most electoral votes KELLY: So he won the election? C: ... hahehe K: Trump isn't even in the room today
Seeing as my sister currently teaches math and I have dyscalculia, I’m gonna have to say pretty damn bad lmao
Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w agoThought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
I’ve seen some commentary about how the polling shouldn’t be this close in light of how awful everything has been under Trump 2.0, and I’m assuming that the commenters are not from NC, for reasons I will explain below.
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · 3w agoNorth Carolina - Senate Polling: 🔵 Cooper 48% 🔴 Whatley 44% PPP / July 11, 2026 (Democratic Pollster)