You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
Craig Shay
@craigshay.bsky.social
New York based musician who plays in the bands Cold Wrecks and The Duke of Surl. I talk too much about Star Trek.
Happy Bandcamp Friday and Happy New Cold Wrecks Day! We recorded this one on our own with songs about becoming a dad and songs about losing a dad. There's also a straight up ska song with a sax solo. coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...
You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks
11 track album
coldwrecks.bandcamp.com
Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging
Went to the doctor for my wrist pain. For new parents they call it "mommy thumb." I asked if there was a less humiliating name for it and they said no.
I really appreciate that people are preordering my band's new album on Bandcamp and paying $4.20
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
woke up before sunrise for quiet reflection when suddenly it dawned on me
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 22,1957
"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
Really sad to hear about Oliver Tree. Beyond the spectacle and humor he really wrote and produced incredible songs. A friend showed me the Hurt music video not too long after it came out and it's worth a watch if you're not familiar.
Made a playlist of punk bands playing Fest 24 in Gainesville this October I think people should check out open.spotify.com/playlist/23H...
Fest 24 - Craig Picks
Playlist · Craig Shay · 77 items
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If my son drops a slice of pizza or half a bagel and my dog gets it I congratulate her like she won an award
Who is this Hauling Oats band everyone keeps talking about, are they 5th wave emo? The harmonies are tight
I deeply appreciate everyone who buys this on Bandcamp with "pay what you want" for $4.20
Craig Shay@craigshay.bsky.social · 3mo agoHey emo and pop punk fans check out my band Cold Wrecks new single You Can't Plan For This, a song about feeling overwhelmed and having credit card debt because of expensive vet bills, first single from LP3 coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...
Hey emo and pop punk fans check out my band Cold Wrecks new single You Can't Plan For This, a song about feeling overwhelmed and having credit card debt because of expensive vet bills, first single from LP3 coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...
You Can't Plan for This, by Cold Wrecks
11 track album
coldwrecks.bandcamp.com
Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️
"I just cannot fathom how an organization as ruthlessly and efficiently run as the Empire would have signed off on such a dangerous, unsanitary, and shoddy garbage-disposal system as the one depicted in the movie."
On the Implausibility of the Death Star’s Trash Compactor
A classic from our archives to help celebrate #Maythe4thBeWithYou. 5/4/23 5/4/25 5/3/26 CALENDAR 2027
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i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged