"Well, there's your problem." Looks like something chewed through the cable for my rear O2 sensor, which explains the latest illumination of the check-engine light. #DIY #CarRepair #VW #VAG #gremlins

not sure it’s in good taste for Siri to use this image, but they do both look like Elliot Smith

This post is plainly incitement to genocide. Report this account for hate speech.

How about type of massage therapy where they just tuck you into a bed really good?

hell yeah

got a reply from someone more or less explicitly saying they don't want to read the article, they just want to get mad at it, and:

Weird text from a random today

Iran is kicking our ass so bad if they're not careful they're gonna come out looking like the bad guy

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

It's great when fans of women beaters start shit and then get indignant.

If any of these MAHA groups support Medicare For All, they might be useful. Even Mao compromised with woo and allowed acupuncturists to treat his soldiers.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

Hey, is this guy rotating you?

Kevin Snyder@guns.bsky.social · 2d ago

rotating a beautiful woman in my head

rotating a beautiful woman in my head

yeah I believe in a "two state solution" - meaning i would like to see "a solution" to the question of how a quantum system can exist in "two states" at the same damn time !!!!😂😂🤣🤣

I spotted a Toyota Mirai in the wild for the first time yesterday. I wish we had these on the east coast. #WeirdCarMastodon #Hydrogen #HydrogenEconomy #Toyota #Mirai #LosAngeles #LA #California

I keep seeing this again and going "ugh it's so disgusting how they'll cast thin actors to play fat characters" then remembering that no, TAFT is the one who was fat, Garfield wasn't fat you're thinking of the CAT

Sam G. Howard@samghoward.riliberator.com · last yr.

Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

Peg/Marry/Sue

great new kago

CARS/MAZDA.GIF

this mf just killed nicodemus

PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.

“direct mail marketing helps fund the usps” idk man I think our taxes should fund it completely and not 20,000 trees that get tossed into a landfill every year

"competence and kindness are the sexiest thing in a man" WRONG it's a fat cock and an ego

That poor girl

I've been mistaken as a jew again. It's fine, but no I am not interested in doing aliyah or whatever.