getting increasingly agitated after paying the oddly specific $14.88 cover charge then realizing not only are there no hot dommes here, there are no women within a ten block radius
Chad (no parody no irony)
@crvander.bsky.social
Who even knows anymore but I let my hair get long. I invented the joke Clark Griswoke. If you see it they stole it from me. He / him.
I age 15 years every time I see a post like "did people think Janeway was hot back in the 90s" have some respect you child, that is the woman who absolutely dominated Conan O'Brien on his own show
misty morning / grass in the dirt / without warning / a wizard's knee hurts
a wizard@towerwizard.bsky.social · 2w agoThe wizard, feeling a pain in his knee, sits down and makes different plans for how to spend the rest of his day.
Messaging a coworker "I have a question" then playing Guns of Brixton when he comes in my office
it's pretty clear that people who believe in "bush did 9/11"-style conspiracy theories have no experience with enterprise project management
as I said, there's nothing I hate more than Eastasia
Chad (no parody no irony)@crvander.bsky.social · 3w agowatching 1984 (1984) and I gotta say I just started but this Eurasia place sounds pretty bad
watching 1984 (1984) and I gotta say I just started but this Eurasia place sounds pretty bad
missed marketing opportunity not calling this the Gathering of the Johngalos
Wish the people in my life would ambush me, make me admit to being a workaholic, put me in a van, take me some place where they don't let you work
sometimes I think about leaving Facebook dot com forever but then I see a post that restores my faith
English people as soon as it was no longer coming home
Omg, I 100% clicked on this thinking Morrissey's new single was called "Diversity Is a Lie."
Morrissey Claims BBC Won't Play New Single: "Diversity Is a Lie"
Morrissey has slammed the BBC on his website, claiming the broadcaster is refusing to play his new single "Notre-Dame" despite its chart success.
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Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
they really pumped out a lot of Targaryens huh
what if Goldmember stole all the gold in King's Landing because like why not
Every day I log into my hometown group on Facebook dot com to see the same people saying they can't say what they want to say because Mark Carney and the Liberal government will put them in jail. Then they say it anyway. Nothing happens to them. It's my fault that I keep going back but
it used to be throwing it in our faces, then shoving it down our throats... now apparently they're just full on pushing it in us
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
it's important to me than when my obituary is written people know I went to my grave still angry that on 6/9/05 they denied the W to Tommy Tutone on this show, instead giving it to Vanilla Ice for his truly appalling rendition of Destiny's Child's "Survivor" www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qMU...
Tommy Tutone - All The Small Things
YouTube video by TutoneJJ
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It's a very dangerous Trump-era instinct to take a celebrity you and your peer group feel a lot of goodwill towards and project both good personal politics and presidential ambitions onto them. That's why I think a more realistic ceiling for johnny knoxville is ambassador to the UN
even for a highly skilled welder, most stuff just gets completely fucking destroyed if you weld it