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Flowers Georg@pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 5h ago

Happy naked ladies are blooming time to all who celebrate! 🌱

for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

You've sold your last propane accessory, corporate stooge

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 5h ago

Plopii

i don't know if the solar panel installation trade gives awards for company names but

Meet my beloved wife, Burly Rockjaw Trogg.

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Fruit and Bug Administration@waxwing.bsky.social · yesterday

I was the weird guy everyone told to touch grass. Look at me now touching the grass, is this better, do you like this

I can fully cook a sweet potato in my microwave in under 5 minutes

now I feel more justified in deciding that Neko Case was my preferred '00s indie singer-songwriter with a cat name

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Cat Power is antivax

ate it again for lunch. another banger from Pailin

CurlzMT@curlzmt.xyz · 2d ago

green curry 💚

contacting my local e-commerce wizard

i’m tired of Toxic Relationship Metaphor horror movies i wanna watch Whoa Buddy Those Birds Are Fucking Pissed Off horror movies

My beeday is tomorrow! 🍰 Was hoping to go downtown sometime soon (when air not smokey) to get some goodies from a small local art store If anyone wishes to pitch in here are my shops & tip jar 🥰

Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨@thehamofficial.bsky.social · 9mo ago

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Voter intimidation.

Me under my breath, reading a riveting observation about the social order that puts words to something I’ve always felt but could never quite express: I agwee, sexy :)

Shock: Oh no, they shipped DHL Denial: I got a USPS code so maybe it's not with DHL? Anger: DHL is gonna lose my shit again Bargaining: Does the DHL website seem better? Guilt: Buying local would have avoided DHL Depression: It's gone. It's gone. It's gone Acceptance: DHL app says Thursday now

Guy Fieri: Man, I can already tell that’s going to be a flavor BOMB! I can’t WAIT to get my hands on that savory dynamite. Hooowee!!! 107-year-old man, pouring cheese into lard: yes, guy. Hunter Fieri, bumping into pans, standing too close: You know, they say cheese is a food’s hairdo.

Pitchfork:5.5/10 Paste:8.2/10 Rolling Stone: ★★★★ Robert Christgau: 🐎🔫🥚✂️+

Contemplating the spheres, as is my solemn duty

i still can’t get over the fact that there’s a K-pop boy band called CORTIS. these are my five sons, Bleke, Ryin, Joke, Jardon and CORTIS

green curry 💚

who do you trust?

online shopping holds wonders no brick and mortar shop owner would have the bravery to put on display

The Feats of Strength

Even now I can feel the JD power coursing through my associates

x-ray #ceramics drop on aug 8, 2pm CT

related, Rory's most prescient shirt is still available!

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Mel Stefaniuk@melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 2d ago

I said this yesterday but I didn’t want it to come true *this* quickly