Curtig 🐯
@curtig.bsky.social
26 | They/Them | FGC Fan | Music Enjoyer | Doggirl Sympathiser | Descriptor Accumulator | 🔞
Gunplay but it's with a water pistol and I threaten to shoot your crotch while we're in public to make it look like you've pissed yourself.
Just found out that LL Cool J is actually short for "Ladies love cool James" and I think that's incredible.
camera slowly pans out from a screen showing this to reveal me sitting at my desk, grinning diabolically while in a room full of snatched twinks
*trying to convince a trans girl w/ a scent kink to wear deodorant* hey did u hear that they invented a chastity cage for your armpits,
More people need to have vampire fangs and a split tounge. Why? I think that should be self evident.
It amazes me the ability of people to cause a problem between a friend group because of their straight up inability to say "This thing is bothering me."
Bladee is like if Jane Remover was just a little bit lazy with it.
Sometimes I think "They need to invent a self harm that doesn't leave scars or have negative long term effects" and then I remember that working out literally exists.
Crazy how much free clutter things come with. Bought some velcro sheets? Have some free scissors Bought wheels for my chair? Have a free giant fuck off screwdriver. I literally do NOT want any more alan keys from any furniture EVER.
Random OC sharing time! There are many unseen characters in stories I've never posted before (but hopefully will someday). This is Brody- he likes burgers and works at the bowling alley 🦁
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
Masochist whose collar tag says "Dead Horse" x Sadist who loves wasting time on pointless arguments.
I'm slowly becoming free of online brain rot. Someone posted "Mufasa R34" and I clicked on it entirely expecting to see a lion king themed GTR.
I'm being coerced to speak Dutch and eat frituur as part of a kink scenario It's forcefleming!! 😵💫🇧🇪🍟
the central line got me acton up thinkin' 'bout that shepherd's bush 🫠🫠🫠
Okay, but does anyone know what causes apples to do that thing where it has no crunch and the texture feels like a pear?
violence@creature.gay · 7mo agowe need more apple discourse. heated debates on cosmic crisp vs honeycrisp. someone should be getting doxxed every week over their choice of daily apple. any doctor that logs in gets immediate death threats.