Finally in the reservation queue for the Steam Machine but holy shit… that price. Really don’t know if I can justify that.
Dave Jones, Would Elf
@davejonesactor.bsky.social
BAFTA Longlisted actor and part-time bear | Halsin: Baldur’s Gate III | Bill: Alma’s Not Normal | BAFTA member | He/Him | TV Rep: Narrow Road Co. | VA Rep: @VoiceFox imdb.com/name/nm10439801
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
I see Unbound Merino have started to use Amazon’s marketing algorithm… I don’t know how they do it. Pure wizardry.
Oh god… Did I just open my cameos up…???
David Rose's 'Sure' Look
Alt: Schitts screen gif: David Rose's “mhmm”
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Having done this twice before - as Halsin - and seen it in action loads more, I can confidently say this is one of *the best* nights out a nerd can have 🧡
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At this point I firmly believe The Times thinks wind farms *generate* wind.
I can't believe The Times isn't putting these front pages together to take the piss. WINDFARMS ARE BAD. THE WORLD IS BURNING.
I think we can all agree that the important thing here is that we keep giving lots of money to private water companies.
BBC News, "Both terminals at Gatwick airport have run out of water" "It means toilets there can't be flushed and hand washing facilities aren't working"
Look at these silly shits. Absolutely wankered on fermented bamboo shoots.
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
Just seen Obsession and went in both spoiler and context free. First horror film in a couple of decades. Hold me, for the love of god fucking hold me.
I need every single person who’s trying to fill a hole in their soul via the pursuit of money to see how utterly useless it is as a salve. You’ll still be this unhappy as a billionaire. Be a normal person and fill that void by mildly entertaining teenagers with weird games.
Musk seethes as ‘The Odyssey’ conquers at the box office www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Friendly reminder… *if you’re able to*, please give blood x
@mikebithell.bsky.social seeing the latest chapter drop into my inbox and immediately reading it whilst giving blood is a *bit* weird 😂
I know I’m not alone but it really just came over me in a wave… Oh how I bloody miss Simon Ricketts 🧡
Rejecting using AI to make movies is like rejecting cars that hallucinate and run black people over because they were trained on white people in favour of normal fucking cars, George.
George Lucas says rejecting using AI to make movies is like rejecting cars in favor of horses. https://t.co/AoDntWVDcz
Right, what’s your least favourite game mechanic? Mine? Flashlights…
Imagine if NVidia hyped investors into cornering a huge segment of an unsustainable AI market (that won’t last beyond a year) in order to make console manufacturing and home pc building financially unfeasible, and then use these data centres to power cloud gaming instead. Just imagine…
What? Sorry I was miles away, thinking about the noun gender sorting hat they use in France whenever something new is invented…
To cap it all, hundreds of millions of people’s pensions have been unwittingly invested in this shit. And this isn’t like the economy; there’s no bailing these fuckers out. This is it.
If you use generative AI, alongside 20 other issues, you are massively exposing yourself legally. It’ll take a while for the hammer to fall on all this stuff, but it’s coming. It’s obviously and innevitably coming.
What a wonderful thing it is, to be curious and kind.
It's the "it's a happily ever after story" that kills me here. He seems like he was lovely, based on the stories that have made the rounds.
in addition to his movies and warmly genial public persona, I always liked Sam Neill’s tiktoks etc, increasingly rare kind of celeb just posting cute little daffy personal clips along with famous person stuff. here’s Sam Neill with one of his beloved chickens
You could be telling me about the secret to eternal life but if you start that vid with “what’s up guys” I’m closing that motherfucker and dying young.
One more push on these before I head to Brighton… the nice round number is in sight people, wishlists and retweets appreciated.
Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...
I’m ridiculously excited to be involved in this. It’s *very* nearly funded and has only four days to land. And my god this trailer… I can’t wait xx
BECK'S END - A folk horror audio drama - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Shadows at the Door Productions
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BECK’S END is a new folk-horror audio drama. Think SALEM’S LOT meets REAR WINDOW meets ALAN WAKE. Produced by us and distributed by @rustyquill.com we’re now funding on Kickstarter and have just passed 50% See below to meet our amazing cast and crew! 👀
I call for a national holiday in Australia and New Zealand as we mourn one of the very best human beings of the past century, who also happend to be quite a dab hand at acting. Mine is one of so many broken hearts the world over - what a fucking mensch.
A *very* interesting couple of weeks coming up, work-wise… new challenges, meetings with *bloody nice* people, some comfort-zone breaching… Let the Morning Affirmations commence!!