Me: I bet SpongeBob calls it "rolling the dice" when he jerks off. Ya know...cuz they're little squares. Bus Driver: Please, it's been an hour, i'm begging you to stop and just take a seat. ... Bus Driver: And they're cubes, not squares.
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just trying to be funny. will follow you if youre from philly or a shutdown fullcast fan
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
Philadelphia's own Charles Darwin. Go Birds
Dr Hannah M. Rowland@hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 2w agoHope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
The Phillies game tomorrow isnt still at 2pm is it?
Only thing that will save this team is a salary cap.
Like this post and I'll reply with your 2026 MLB postseason bracket. There are 2,048 possible brackets. Each one is issued once, to one account, and never again. Exactly one of them will turn out perfect.
UMass has scored 60 points so far this season. 6 quarters. Last season it took them 6 games to get to 58 @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
to be real, I’m sick of thinking Serious Thoughts for the day, let’s talk about something dumb: when does summer end, for you? accepting all answers besides Sept. 21 thanks
Got this great comment from a subscriber on his mom’s appearance in the film. Dolly was a real one.
Darlene Graham just bumbled through one of the worst responses to a question during a political debate you'll ever see
Let’s create some low stakes controversy: What is the worst episode of The Simpsons between seasons 3 through 8 and why? (Aside from the clip shows.) My vote goes to Homer Vs. Patty And Selma, which has some pretty rote sitcom plotlines.
“It does hurt, but I did it, right?" Abel said. "I’m going to have to keep it. I don’t really want it to fade as fast. "Philly toughness, like LeBron’s going to learn.” www.inquirer.com/sixers/meet-...
As a philly sports fan today the only way today can get better is if it happens.
for those too young to remember: thirty years ago today, space aliens arrived on Earth and destroyed most of human civilization, before being defeated two days later by Jeff Goldblum uploading malware to their mothership’s hard drive using a Windows 95 laptop
It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:
its so crazy watching espn talk about Sorsby. Because the former players seem pretty united in gambling on your own games is an absolute no no. But so many other terrible crimes committed by players is met with the shoulder shrug emoji
They're playing so well that if you squint it looks like the USWNT out there
If there is one thing I've learned from watching sports over the years its huge 1st half leads never go away.
