Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

SIGH

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · 2d ago

We need to return to traditional masculinity, to the time when real men took their kitties for walkies so they could smell smells.

Anyone who has worked with domestic violence victims know the answer to this is too often yes.

Poutine is just fries wearing a weighted blanket

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

Current Mood is Soup Of the Day: pork chops

Part Of The Problem@partoftheproblem.bsky.social · 6d ago

BlueSky discover feed remains undefeated, I’ll never leave it 🙌

But really, white boys need to get back in the garage and start making music again.

Definitely in the bowl of melancholy right meow

Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · last wk.

It's okay to sit in the bowl of melancholy for a little while, just not too long. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

There may come a day when I don't enjoy making homemade minestrone alphabet soup for four dozen or so kiddos ... But it wasn't today (The kids love it, everyone who comes thru talks about how amazing it smells, & y'all! Alphabet pasta is cute af & kinda perfect for a kitchen witch/poet)

I'd worship you every day, not just on Sundays

Saturday night wharf light in southwest Nova Scotia. Since childhood this has been one of my favourite sunset viewing platforms.

Theory: parties requires extra cuteness (& spoons)

So much this. No one pronounces everything perfectly, but being too lazy to do the work of researching correct pronunciations is hella disrespectful, at best.

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'll go one further and say that anyone delivering previously prepared remarks containing people's names should know how to pronounce them. I don't even think youtubers should be mispronouncing names they knew they would be saying

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You Should Get to Own Your Media, Not Rent it Forever

From Playstation Games to ebooks and family photos, corporations are replacing ownership with temporary access. But we don’t have to accept that.

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Don't miss out on what could be

Sweet potatoes are like regular potatoes except they always remember your birthday

The Mi'kma'ki Curse 💘

Andy Bowers@evilpez4.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump: “Oh how nice, the Canadian Nova Scotians are on board with these new tariffs and extended us an olive branch. I bet it’s lobster!” *opens box* Trump is attacked by ticks, June Bugs & a Sullivan’s Pond goose.

They should invent a president who does good things

Someone on the inside could figure out a way to get him to eat a burger with the bad lettuce. Be a hero.

Selfie repost because I think I look cute AF & I don't need another reason 💚✨️💖

Canadians and Northern USers, you would be shocked how well these work! Please, please, if you have the time and the money, make one.

🍁Mel🇨🇦@melhathnofury.bsky.social · 3w ago

Here’s instructions on building your own Corsi-Rosenthal box.

One more No filter No makeup Five Decades Of Being Radorable Birthday Selfie 🌈✨️💖

Oh, I wanna grill cheese with somebody I wanna melt the cheese with somebody Yeah, I wanna grill cheese with somebody With somebody who loves me

Lateral reading y'all

Matthew Facciani@matthewfacciani.bsky.social · 3w ago

Many of us judge a claim by reading further down the page. Fact-checkers do the opposite, and the research shows it works. Here are the habits that make you much harder to fool online. medium.com/p/b51b28c54f45

Birthday week selfie 💖Actual birthday plus wildflower bouquet edition✨️ Highlights include being serenaded with Happy Birthday by adorable pre schoolers & gifts of flowers, fancy cheese, & TWO different cakes 💕

Birthday week selfies 💖✨️ (balancing on one foot edition)

Selfies everyday maybe because birthday week 💖 YES WEEK