All proper adults know first thoughts are to be kept to ourselves.

I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it

only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085

“Cardio routine”? What, like panic attacks?

So anyways, more coffee

I don’t think there’s enough rumors going around about me

We are so back. Nothing puts a smile on my face like an episode of Ted Lasso

Nice boost for professional women's soccer ⚽ www.espn.com/soccer/story...

New 'Ted Lasso' season features NWSL's Kansas City Current as plot point

The new season of "Ted Lasso" was filmed in the U.S. at a real-life NWSL club for a cameo that serves as a key plot point of the show.

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Simple ass skull

the mixed wants and wonts are coming from inside the brain

bluesky reminder: jokes exist

My work here is don’t.

Every instruction manual starts with the assumption that you’ve already made at least one mistake.

Thinking about all the mixtape songs that never made it to streaming.

Your daily affirmation: There's nothing stopping you from being awesome, or having an invisible owl on your shoulder today.

*wakes up checks if I’m an overnight success, goes back to sleep.

I hope your day is full of smiles and simplicity

"Time keeps on slippin' slippin' slippin' into the future"

None of us really know each other, we know of each other.

Fuck, I feel old

I'm gonna turn the music up in hopes of drowning out my thoughts

you don’t have to do all the things cool how about none of them

I got this I say as I fall flat on my face.

Sad and disappointed, but it's fine

How the hell are ya?

Ice cream for breakfast it is.

My dad was so pissed when I chose hockey over figure skating.

killing me softly with food pics