devonianstone plans wanking it to fantasies of shiny metal tits
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Devonian Stone
@devonianstone.bsky.social
cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h ago
KLUWE PLANS UNICORN HUGS TO CURE CANCER
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Folding like a cheap umbrella? The US has removed Iran-related sanctions, according to the US Treasury's website, Reuters reports.
Home repairs are so much easier. I kept the GE dryer that came with our house running for nine years by buying replacement parts online and watching videos about how to swap out those specific parts on that GE dryer.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 14h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person.
CNN producer: El-Sayed is projected to win. Quick, get the biggest fucking loser you can find on air
Honestly Will can only get away with this because Sir Terry Pratchett is no longer with this and I suspect Will knows this. If Terry Pratchett was alive to see this his very next novel would involve the Bloodless Quant Society as lead by Wont Pencil.
NEWS — Haley Stevens has endorsed Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate race against Republican Mike Rogers.
Waiting for Carville to leave the party like
Spongebob Can't Wait
Alt: Spongebob vibrating with excitement
static.klipy.com
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Little girl on the train: Uncle Mallory died. Her mum: Yes. Little girl: So he won't feel anything now. Her mum: No. Little girl: Which is good because the insects will be eating his eyes.
sure you mock, but can you just imagine a world without AI? wait, why do you look so happy and peaceful?
After over a decade of transition I finally got to vote for another trans woman for elected office. She won.
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 4h agoIn other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
the ADHD urge to fidget when you’re trying not to interrupt, because waiting your turn to speak when you’ve got something to say makes your brain feel like it’s gonna explode
sure you mock, but can you just imagine a world without AI? wait, why do you look so happy and peaceful?
"Are you reeeeally prepared to handle a world without AI?" Brother do you think I'm 6 years old or something? For the *vast majority of my life* AI hadn't existed. Yes dipshit somehow I'll manage without it. Christ
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
@realinfowars.bsky.social TURNED OUR FROGS GAY!! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR FROGS!! TURNED 'EM GAY!!
Remember, if you see someone stealing copper from a data center, no you didn't. youtu.be/xCzkSyAAf4M?...
Suspects steal $100K in copper from data center site
YouTube video by FOX 5 Washington DC
youtu.be
abdul el-sayed is a terrorist and an anti-semite and, worst of all, his supporters are being mean to me online
Chewing pooing and glueing. It's what makes the world go round.
Julien Kimmig @jkimmig.bsky.social · yesterdayWelcome to the CAMBRIAN FECAL REVOLUTION. We didn't name it the Cambrian fecal explosion for obvious reasons. I'm happy to share this paper on fecal matter and its role in Cambrian ecosystems. So if you want to read a really shitty paper (50 days free access): authors.elsevier.com/a/1nYg8cZ3X7...
how much excess carbon has this very burning year seen released into the atmosphere? wildfires burning, wildberries burning [astonishing images], refineries and petrochem storage on fire across a whole continent, bombs going off all over .... pkus vivek ramaswamy has been flying on a jet every day
Ukrainian drones have destroyed a Wildberries hub in Aleksin, Tula, 150km south of Moscow. #explodey
