due to the incessant barking of my hounds, ive pivoted from 99% irl sex work to 60/40 online/irl and let me tell you, ive entered a whole new world of weird guys
ive been volunteering in a hospital for a year or so, and now im also hopefully going to start volunteering as a bird guy on the bird reserve. but my trial shift keeps being rained off. im going to be the bird guy or so help me--
i volunteer on tuesdays and the head of department keeps innocently texting me "c u next Tuesday!" and im like (secretly) "hehe"
SEAGULL FACTS: The record for the largest number of sandwiches stolen by a seagull in one day is 74. The Chinese word for seagull translates as "the beaked horse who stares". The robust digestive system of seagulls allows them to eat many things weaker birds cannot, including multisockets & kettles.
dude i think your uncle is getting brigaded on rate my uncle. seriously, pull up the avuncul-o-meter, these analytics make no sense. he's a top ten uncle for two weeks and then his score falls off a cliff right into the toilet, mid-flush? bro they're review bombing him. how the fuck are you so calm
little mr bastard man subluxated his hip playing too rough with his large sister. now to stop him running and jumping for a fortnight to see if the hip will stay in place. and yayyy more vet bills woohoo 😭 but he's okay so im okay too
Belle didn’t leave Scrooge because he loved money, she left because she couldn’t handle a high-value Victorian male. Jacob Marley is forced to drag chains because accountability culture has gone too far. Tiny Tim, who does NOT die, starts a YouTube channel called Crutch Grindset.
Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · last wk.There’s an even more sinister angle to Johnny Depp’s ongoing “comeback” tour as the new Scrooge—it’s a Paramount production and part of a slate of Ellison-backed conservative cultural takeover attempts. It’s angled around MeToo rejection and the manosphere. spitfirenews.com/p/johnny-dep...
i took a 1-hour booking for the first time since getting the dogs and there was almost no barking 😌 maybe its finally time to reverse my financial ruin
I'm weirdly happy People decided to publish this article. this lady got very close to the peak and decided to turn back because she wasn't totally confident in her technical ability. That's praiseworthy wisdom, and a good example for others. share.google/d8Xi4aZ8aKkW...
Hiker Forced to Make Impossible Decision Just 405 Feet from Grand Teton’s Summit. Now She’s Issuing a Warning to Fellow Climbers (Exclusive)
After stopping just 405 feet below Grand Teton’s summit, a 25-year-old climber whose emotional TikTok struck a chord with millions tells PEOPLE why she chose safety over the summit and why she’d make ...
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esse camp on Arran earlier this year was incredible, cant wait for Oban next month. and there's still space 👀🏳️⚧️
She Guevara@sheg7.bsky.social · last wk.Friday 21st- Sunday 23rd August Wild-camping in Oban, Scotland. Free Food. Free Activities. Free-to-attend 18+Trans & Non-Binary Event (cis +1s welcome) If you have been thinking about joining, we have a few spaces. You might just have a nice time... 🏳️⚧️
when i was groomed as a kid & the man was jailed, people would sometimes say things like "i hope he drops the soap". oddly, imagining a rapist raping a paedophile, ostensibly on my behalf, wasnt comforting.
something going on w me hormonally or psychologically or both is making me like as broody as ive everrr been in my life. im aunt hilda's biological clock rn tbh
Crane colts go through a lot of funny growth spurts as they rapidly go from teeny to tall in a matter of months. Our littlest chick is rocking some funny 'ear hair' today as real head feathers start to replace fluffy baby down. Its feet are about two sizes too big today, too. 🪶
One of the many ways we've gotten in the wayback machine on conversations about fatness: straight size people think once again that they are the primary targets of anti-fatness. Those objections to the anti-fatness they feel comes wrapped up in profound anti-fatness against plus size people.
love when i say to a friend that i wanna do something, just in general, like "ive always wanted to try camping there" and they say "we should!" 🥰
its been two years since i brought home my girl! she was chained in one room and biting everybodyyy when we met. now she has friends and goes on beach holidays and wakes me every day by demanding kisses and belly rubs.
[Please RT to help me boost this!] Hello I'm looking for a flatmate for a flat in Battlefield in Glasgow southside. It's a few minutes walk from Queens Park and an old tenement flat with tall ceilings, large windows and big bedrooms. Rent is 575. If you're interested sharing with a dyke please DM!
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
my little brother did this, my mum said "ive locked the door" and he said "good thing i only packed Garfield books" and started swinging his bindle at the glass
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 4w ago
this seems like the right place for medical advice since google sucks and doctors hate me. im achy all around the bottom of my ribs and i think maybe its like...boob exhaustion? is that a thing
It should be illegal to give off this guy's vibes.
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4w agoJack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have separated after 3 years, People reports.
I’m taking note of who’s making excuses for a rapist and I’ll hate you until my dying fucking breaths btw
First Family Photo all together! Jens, Angus, Betty, Long Frog and Round Frog!
