Jayme Antrim

@jaymeantrim.bsky.social

Hello! I'm Jayme a horror author, TTRPG designer, and hammy podcast performer. (he/him) | LUCID CITY, R'LYEHWATCH RPG http://brandoff.itch.io/

I'm happy to announce that my short story, "Weekend Getaway," will appear in Kilter and Rammel's Fun in the Dark #2: Open Water. Check out this preview of the awesome cover! A sea monster after my own heart.

A book cover for Fun in the Dark #2: Open Water, featuring a drawing of a monstrous fish with pointy fangs, yellow eyes, and red fins. I love him.

Baywatch + Lovecraft is a mashup you didn't know you needed in your life, but I'm here to tell you that you do! Version 0.99 of Nyarlathotep's Liegemen & the Sea Weed for R'lyehwatch is releasing Monday! Pre-Order now to get your name in the credits. Physical zines get shipped in August!

Nyarlathotep's Liegemen and the Sea Weed by Night Noon Games | Michael Putlack

A strange drug is spreading throughout Sunset Hills, and it's up to the lifeguards to track down its source!

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Still can't believe there was no Neverwinter starter set to coincide with the D&D movie, or that the only Baldur's Gate product was a chapter hidden away in an otherwise unrelated hell book. Compare that to the publishing industry, which revamps book covers to match movie posters and makes bank.

Shenanigans [shuh-NAN-ig-enz] - Silly or high-spirited behavior; mischief; prankishness. “I expected your customary shenanigans the moment you produced a monocle; I was, however, entirely unprepared for the ferret, the 55-gallon drum of treacle, and, most inexplicably, the Ébène String Quartet.”

A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme for the word “Shenanigans” with pronunciation “[shuh-NAN-ig-enz]” and the definition “(n.pl.) Silly or high-spirited behavior; mischief; prankishness.” Below it is a humorous example sentence about expecting someone’s usual shenanigans after producing a monocle, but being unprepared for a ferret, a 55-gallon drum of treacle, and the Ébène String Quartet.
On the right, a black-and-white Victorian engraving shows a whimsical circus-like scene: three performers stacked on a penny-farthing bicycle. A mustachioed man pedals while a woman balances on his shoulders, and another woman stands beside them. All appear to be juggling or spinning objects, creating a sense of chaotic, playful mischief that visually represents “shenanigans.”

RPG title length and degree of poetic nature is inversely proportionate to page count. A zine may be called "We are But God's Worms in this Dessicated Railyard." A game over 400 pages should be called "Fantasy RPG."

The D6 dice pool is the perfect resolution system. You can't fight evolution! The D100 Call of Cthulhu 7E added Bonus Dice and Penalty Dice. The D20 Dungeons & Dragons 5E added Advantage and Disadvantage. On a long enough timeline, every system creeps towards the pool. It's tabletop Carcinisation.

Reading the excellent extended examples of play in back of Mythic Bastionland, I glanced at the page and misread "Getting Stuck" as "Getting a Snack" For a just a moment, I was convinced Chris McDowall was about to walk me through the process of how to pause the game to grab gummy worms and a coke

Last year I wrote about the importance of RPG designers maintaining an FAQ, and not just letting answers to gameplay questions stay hidden on Discord. Now, that seems more important than ever. Probably a good idea to scroll up and copy everyone's helpful answers into a text document for posterity.

TIL Bits and Mortar works with online orders. Meaning you can order a TTRPG from a small business in another state, and if they're signed up for the program, you'll get a complimentary *watermark-free* PDF. The price is often equal or lower than Amazon. Support your Distant Friendly Game Store!

I'm shopping for monocles (don't ask), and the number of photos illustrating their ability to magnify *microchips* makes me think I have somehow missed an entire genre Is there like... a Great Gatsby Flapper Dandy Hacker scene I'm not aware of? You have to tell me about this stuff 😭

Worldbuilding: Detectives *cannot stand* Psychic Detectives. "How'd you figure out the killer?" "Years of training and experience, scrutinizing and obsessing over every detail... You?" "I just saw who killed them. Like, a picture in my mind of the crime? Bam. Easy." "..."