americans, my one big hope for you, and i am really rooting for all of us here on this one, I want you to remember you really can just take control of your society. you don't have to worship money and police and domination and elites. you can despise them and penalize them
BOTTOM RACK: Ceramic plates Glass cookware Cutting boards Cutting swords Magazines Small pots Beach Boys records Wine bottles Masks Toasters buff.ly/jnyqtuq
You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
“Okay, let’s get this settled once and for all.” Aug 12 2020 7/31/23 8/6/25 8/28/26
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Happy to report that HEAVENLY CREATURES plays like absolute fucking gangbusters.
Walter Chaw@mangiotto.bsky.social · last mo.Screening HEAVENLY CREATURES and GIRL ASLEEP tonight for my film students at @ucdenver.bsky.social.
I genuinely wonder if the weird right wing insistence on her neutrality had to do with the fact that she performed hyperfemininity. They saw her makeup and hair and tight clothes and that excused her clearly progressive politics. I also wonder if Dolly knew exactly that would happen.
CNN@cnn.com · last mo."At a time when no American celebrity seems immune from the country’s many divisions, Dolly Parton was a crossover icon who stayed neutral in the culture wars while still speaking her mind," writes Zachary B. Wolf. | Analysis
Love the totally normal part of my life where I try to cram a wooden fish into my purse on New Year's Eve so I don't forget it at home then not have a fish to throw on New Year's Day
Just updated to iOS 26 and I've never regretted anything more in my life. Was led to believe they'd given way more accessibility options to fix the horrible design decisions but wow there's no way to fix this besides an extensive overhaul.
Look at that beautiful blue sky! ⏰☠️ Wake Up Dead Man, the new Benoit Blanc mystery. Thanksgiving in theaters, 12/12 on Netflix. More to come very soon…
kiwis and long-beaked echidnas are the same animal in different fonts and you can't change my mind
Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.
Any mildly observant person: Oh hey Allison, I see you finished Stargate: Atlantis and then immediately restarted it, which was subsequently after you watched all of SG-1 twice in a row. U ok bro? Allison: Lmao nope!
Zero parts of my body are the correct temperature for sleeping. Position is also wrong. And bed. And covers. And computer in brain overclocked. And maybe itchy? And pain toe.
Oh a creative artistic joyful human endeavor? Let's just make a robit do it
Reuters@reuters.com · last yr.Dubai to debut restaurant operated by an AI chef reut.rs/3TwTcew
I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this. The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying. America really is dystopian as fuck.
successful L on forehead loser gesture at cybertruck and he was waiting for a left so i KNOW he saw that one
When you take your wet dog's collar off and see him two minutes later and he looks naked like Donald Duck without a shirt
my aunt maureen (71) doesn't have a bluesky account so i'm letting her shitpost on mine
Oh hell yeah! I thought Centralia was the only 50+ year fire! This is so exciting!
AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · last yr.Turkmenistan reduces 50-year fire dubbed 'Gateway to Hell'. The fire has been burning in the Karakum desert since 1971, when Soviet scientists accidentally drilled into an underground pocket of gas and then decided to ignite it u.afp.com/SG7e
A lot of my job is on the phone and let me tell you I spend most of my time trying not to say "M as in Mancy"
Jurassic Park is Barbieland without the Kens but then some of the Barbies got tired of walking around on tip-toe and became Kens
Group chats: a more efficient way to worry that everybody hates you 💃 Lonely anxiety brain going all in lately doing the "did you say the wrong thing or are you just weird and unrelatable?" loop. Reasonable brain in the back whispering "other people actually have lives" but anxiety just yells louder
Whenever someone makes a racist or sexist joke I find it very effective to respond, “I’m afraid I don’t understand the joke. Would you care to explain?” and then watch as they flail helplessly, twisting themselves into an ouroboros of evasion and denial.
Look at this perfect tiny baby angel who literally climbed up a vet tech's face today.
