You know who I feel sorry for in Star Wars? Sebulba. Imagine you had a chance to kill baby Hitler, but WW2 happened because you came second in a NASCAR race.

Did you know that if you don't go under the tires, it's not "technically" a vehicle collision and the police won't file a report? Also even if you provide the plate number/model of the car that hit you, they will give the info to traffic control but say "don't expect them to find her or anything"

Kendra, spooky version@kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 11h ago

I just got hit by a car while crossing the street ! Polling the room: if you rolled a pedestrian up onto your hood and knocked them into the intersection, would you pull over and check if they're okay or would you just kinda drive off? Because what this driver chose might surprise you!

The IDF just detained the man who’s about to be elected US Congressman for NY’s 10th district, per his social media.

It's been 1 week since my cozy-spooky romantasy novella A Walz of Sinister Import arrived to complete The Supernatural Adventures of Lady & Lord Riven, so it's time to add that to my pinned thread for the year! Snap it up in ebook or paperback now: books2read.com/waltzSinister #romancelandia

Ninosaur! Rawr 🎃

There's a REASON the Christmas Song mentions 'scary ghost stories' after all, and it's not scrooge.

Kimberly Hirsh@kimberlyhirsh.com · 3h ago

People are going to try to tell you spooky season is over at the end of October, but you don’t have to listen to them. If you want, it can be spooky season all year.

People are going to try to tell you spooky season is over at the end of October, but you don’t have to listen to them. If you want, it can be spooky season all year.

💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ Stalled out, anything helps! linktr.ee/wylder paypal.me/mousepounder venmo.com/u/MousePounder cash.app/$WishMage

Wylder 🏳️‍⚧️♿ Help Us??@wylder.myatproto.social · 2d ago

Please help us. We aren't making it. We're slipping in a way we will never catch up and Im terrified of losing everything as winter closes in on us. We need help. ANY HELP big or small. Even a boost! Get eyes on us! linktr.ee/wylder paypal.me/mousepounder venmo.com/u/MousePounder cash.app/$WishMage

Hey, y’all! This is a pivotal election year, and I’m here to raise awareness to vote in the US. We all have our own reasons as to why getting to the polls is important this year, but no matter what they are, it’s more important than ever to show up. Election Date: November 3, 2026

Unfortunately started saying "walkies" instead of "walks" and I don't even know why or when this happened

#Artober day 6 - fish (Giant snakehead) #art #stars #celestial

For those struggling with BlueSky's awful alt text bug, you can type the alt text in the body of the post and cut/paste into the alt text box, but make sure you do any needed editing before you do so, because you cannot sensibly edit alt text once you paste it without deleting and redoing it. <3

Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️@ghostlysable.bsky.social · 17h ago

Hi, @bsky.app, your alt text box no longer functions on mobile and you need to prioritize fixing that ASAP. The cursor does not appear in the correct place and inserts and deletes characters in unpredictable ways. Speech-to-text also does not register properly within the text box.

Added some banjo monks to the sticker shop ko-fi.com/s/c8ea5a6410...

My go-to explanation: You have a foot of water in your basement so you call a plumber. He says "Well it's not your boiler." OK, grand, that's one thing it isn't, but *there's still a foot of water*. This is why I often wish my friends "useful results" on tests, not "all clear". We're still ill.

Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 7h ago

Pay attention to the ableism being thrown around with respect to Christina Applegate finding out she doesn’t have MS. People acting like it’s a relief or a blessing. Like she’s “better off now”. She’s still sick. She’s just sick without answers. I guarantee it’s not a “relief” for her.

i said that if I ever got to my third novel then I would permit myself a really gay one, and I am pleased to announce that I have packed a truly immersion-shattering number of homosexual warriors and wizards into this book KNIGHT DEVIANT releases in summer 2027 🫏🌼

a cantankerous minotaur receiving a back alley tug job from a demon lady prostitute

I think I got that out of my system. For today at least

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

nightshade →home, for now@nightshade.technology · 15h ago

oh it's bad. oh it's BAD bad. oh this is CATASTROPHIC, drop-whatever-you're-doing-and-patch-NOW levels of bad cert.europa.eu/publications...

go visit your crush’s house and STAY THERE.

Met Office - weather and climate@metoffice.gov.uk · yesterday

Storm Austen has been named by the Met Office bringing disruptive wind and rain from late Thursday and into Friday. Read our full news release here➡️ www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/new...

This original puffin plate paintover is now up for sale! ko-fi.com/s/85dede5092

🫐Wild Blueberry🫐 - NightlineZ's Ko-fi Shop

Spraypaint and acrylic on a Maine license plate! 12x6 inches HANDPAINTED ARTWORK! FOR INDOOR USE/DECORATIVE PURPOSES ONLY

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I've been quieter then I would've liked to be (midterm prep 💀) but here's a few of the other OG pieces I'll have at howloween!! More details on the original paintings I made specifically w howl in mind will come later :>

you know you were thinking it

Nnedi Okorafor, PhD@nnedi.bsky.social · 2d ago

This owl was getting banded and tagged by the Rocky Point Bird Observatory. For the owl’s safety, he/she was wrapped up. These photos…🤣🦉. So cute.

🩸🐺 Werewolf After Devouring Raspberries An original acrylic formline painting on a thrifted wooden cutting board. #formline #furryart #telekitneticart

Aight Laundry set to go overnight, so I can toss it in the dryer in the morning and fold it when I get home Stop to make after work to snag something for a fren I'm gonna see this weekend

another experiment

AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑@aplante.com · 18h ago

struggling so much with art lately. fuckin around with brushes and colours and hoping something sticks

Buy my books if you agree that I could take Jim Butcher in a fight.

If any of you wondered the kind of thoughtful literary analysis I’m capable of, I just described Abraham Van Helsing as “a sexually liberated autistic little freak”

Just Look at how cute the minis are

Lace and Roses@roseandlace.bsky.social · 14h ago

Mmmmm @tentickletoys.bsky.social provided some lovely enrichment for my enclosure, with stickers and candies and minis hiding in the packaging peanuts along w what I actually ordered Very happy to bring one of their flops home, and absolutely thrilled there was one in the color pour I fell for

NOBODY FALL AND BREAK A LEG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Shutter Wolf@shutterwolf.net · 2d ago

Get all of the equine furries together at a fur con and hold a convention derby race.