too drunk to drive , door dashing ice cream 🍦 $18 for a pint w all he taxi fees, worrth it
Abolish ICE! aftiej 🗽
@aftiej.bsky.social
Salty broad. Childless sociopath. Mavis's mom. 🐾 she/her
telling Mavis to hurry and hop in the car because “the main part of being my Ride Or Die is the riding part.”
WOULD YOU RATHER? LET’S PLAY! a) everything smells like soap b) can’t see birds a) invisible to children b) stinkiest person in every room a) unpredictable perception of the passing of time b) tinnitus but it’s the sound of cats fighting a) always a little hungry b) always a little queasy
when people talk about religion it always sounds like they’re describing a video game
men should be obedient and deferential to their wives
america 2026: the ai robot dog has more rights than my uterus
it’s emotionally exhausting to be treated like an annoyance by people in customer service. if you don’t like customer facing roles, great! earn the credentials for a different job. until then? be polite you little fuck.
Autumn is almost here, I can feel it in my plums
when i was young, i loved reading dystopian fiction because i liked imagining a world that could never really happen. now i am older and i love reading dystopian fiction because i like feeling prepared for the inevitable collapse of society.
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
when i was a kid i used to mix up Saskatchewan and Szechuan
A man who worried he was being followed by an SUV flagged down an Ogden police officer to ask for help. A few minutes later, he was handcuffed in the backseat of that SUV.
After controversial ICE arrest, a Utah police department will train its officers on dealing with federal agents
A City Council member who saw the encounter said the police officer made a "coordinated plan" with an ICE agent.
sltrib.com
tfw you block someone on an internet site and they log into a second account to continue harassing you so you just block them again and you don’t have any second accounts because you aren’t a loser
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted https://theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-then-we-eat-the-food-until-all-the-1819579002/
What on earth www.theguardian.com/film/2026/au...
Marketing meltdown: why has Andrew Garfield’s new film suddenly added Robin Hood?
Paul Greengrass drama The Uprising was supposed to be a historical epic about the Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 – but a strange new campaign has inserted a surprising figure
theguardian.com
all the women my age want fillers or botox but i just want a dorsal fin
“There was more effort in vilifying him than pursuing justice.” www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-p...
Alex Pretti’s Family Found Out He Was Killed On TV. Now They’re Speaking Out
The family of the ICU nurse killed by federal immigration officers in Minnesota seeks justice in an interview seven months after his death: “There was more effort in vilifying him.”
huffpost.com
I am very interested in how the corporate Taco Bell/water cup aesthetic has become *the* look of the 1990s on the nostalgia circuit. People are waaaay underestimating the decade’s normies and their love of hunter green, burgundy, dusty rose, sage and cornflower blue.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
u should be able to have your therapist invoice your parents directly
Smash cut to mid-September and Trump bursting into the National Cathedral during his own funeral service like an octogenarian Tom Sawyer doing his dumb jerkin'-it dance down the aisle to the strains of "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
don't be sad today marvel at the fact that out of all the billions and billions of people who have ever existed throughout time, you were lucky enough to be alive at the same time as Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is gone too soon and I already miss her. Rest in peace, Dolly. I will aways love you.
Dolly Parton Smiling in Pink Dress
Alt: Dolly Parton Smiling in Pink Dress
static.klipy.com
For the #BirdOfTheDay theme #RainyDayBirds here's an 'apapane out among the 'ohia blossoms enjoying the rain... #birds 🦉🌿📷
*clears throat* *taps mic* criticizing the adult women who knowingly attach themselves to Trump - whether for his approval, proximity to fascist power, party status, or simply the joy of being evil - is not misogyny, no matter how much vicarious embarrassment it gives you to watch them do it