Stanley Qbert
@stanleyqbert.bsky.social
Acclaimed director, photographer, arcade snootbeast
I'm saying I think they died quickly, though, so I don't think that they got hurt.
Finally the answer to the question everyone's been asking: "What if Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard had spent a ton of time on Pornhub and 4chan."
I promise I will come back to the "sex cult" part, but that's actually the easy part to explain because they post about it constantly. What's difficult is getting past the extensive, complicated and well-funded wall of denial that this is the main event. This picture isn't really a joke, though
Am absolutely loving this 1942 painting "Jumping Jive" by Norman Lewis, from show highlighting musical themes in Lewis's work at Michael Rosenfeld Gallery in Chelsea michaelrosenfeld.com/exhibitions/...
Chuck Jones, Nude Duck Descending A Staircase.
Maybe it's just nostalgia but there's something beautiful about the way early video games recreated baseball stadiums
Ken Griffey Jr's Winning Run, Wrigley Field Nintendo (1994)
I've always loved the story that Edward Hopper originally titled this picture of the skyline near Washington Square as "Self-Portrait," suggesting that the gangly skyscraper at center might stand in for the artist himself
Realizing that in the theater this weekend I am going to be *reduced to ruin* when Argus recognizes Odysseus. I can’t even really think about that arc for too long without tearing up
my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp
Hattie E. Rogers, Star Spread, Hand-stitched Celestial Map, Sauquoit, Oneida Co, NY, 1863
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Appropriate listening for today: youtu.be/cUcj_vPwkEI?...
Miles Davis Sextet - Dig
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RIP jazz great Sonny Rollins; here's a Bob Thompson drawing of Sonny Rollins on his saxophone, c. 1964-65
Sonny Rollins, one of the most influential Jazz musicians of our time, died this afternoon. He was 95
Sonny Rollins, one of the most influential Jazz musicians of our time, died this afternoon. He was 95
It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2
jerry saltz rubbing his hands together like birdman and walking out with fifteen cups of coffee
Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.
look at this drunk ass mf lmao Cat-like Creature Matsu - Vintage Matchbox Label
I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing
Me ten minutes after I've had a tantrum about splitting the béarnaise