Stanley Qbert

@stanleyqbert.bsky.social

Acclaimed director, photographer, arcade snootbeast

I've always loved the story that Edward Hopper originally titled this picture of the skyline near Washington Square as "Self-Portrait," suggesting that the gangly skyscraper at center might stand in for the artist himself

Painting of city rooftops with a building rising at center

Realizing that in the theater this weekend I am going to be *reduced to ruin* when Argus recognizes Odysseus. I can’t even really think about that arc for too long without tearing up

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing