Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
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One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
I always liked that she chose to be her unapologetic self in the face of a classist, sexist culture that pathologizes and humiliates women who look like her
critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc
Im really proud of us for telling her for years how crazy in love with her we all were. Im glad she knew that.
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
can we just not talk about him or put his picture up on here for a day or two. Let's just focus on Dolly and pay him no heed at all
Well that's Betty White, Carrie Fisher and now Dolly Parton. Once Meryl goes im gonna bomb some shit.
My favorite thing is when I stop petting my dog and she puts her paw on me like "We're not done here yet."
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On 9/11, US airspace closed, Canada launched Operation Yellow Ribbon. Gander, a town of 10,000, received 38 airliners. Residents immediately sheltered, fed, clothed, and supported stranded passengers for days, providing this hospitality free of charge. interestingengineering.com/culture/oper...
I feel like we should write a pub song 🎵Mo Danny Boys, the gripes the gripes are calling🎵
NEWS — Former Anchorage Mayor Dan A. Sullivan has endorsed Alaska Sen. Dan S. Sullivan for re-election this fall over teacher Dan J. Sullivan and former Rep. Mary Peltola, according to a post on his Facebook page.
#akleg So yeah. It looks like Ballot Measure 2 would repeal all the limits on gubernatorial race that 71% of Alaskans just approved.
since we're already chest deep in Dystopia im just gonna say hey guys are we sure it's gonna be real beef and not...
Props guy: look we have way too much shit from the 70s and 80s Movie Exec: well just make a movie Prop guy : like what mov exc: well people really liked it when the dinosaur in Jurassic Park ate that guy on the toilet just make something like that and that my friends is my Oak St Movie review
Never thought id see the day when the skanky girl from Real World who made out with a scabby bike messenger on TV would be like "No daughter of mine is going to Harvard, we are good Catholics"
Sean Duffy tells his daughter she cannot go to Harvard because they have "professionalized figuring out how they can take good young girls and corrupt their minds"
I have become so detached from the white house since watching it desecrated over and over that at this point I say we just build another better one and let this one rot
At 93.8% of the districts reporting this morning, it’s crazy that there is just a 23 vote difference between (D) Leslie and (R) Heikes making the Top 4 in the senate race. Love when there are races that close because it shows you how much of a difference your one vote can make.
we should demand legislation that any community without a fully functioning poll station for at least 12 hours of election day is granted a million dollars from the state coffers
The polling place in Nunapitchuk, a village in the Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta, was not open as of Tuesday afternoon, hours after primary voting was meant to begin across Alaska.
Happy 19th Amendment Day! Today we honor the generations of women who fought for the right to vote—by organizing, marching, protesting, demanding equal rights, and—yes running for office! (1/2)
he's going to need someone with nukes to threaten America if Trump doesn't remain in power and folks guess who's just crazy enough
"Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of North Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with South Korea” This is what a traitor who is destroying America looks like.
I jumbled up my words this morning and offered the fam Beggs and Achin instead of Eggs and Bacon and if that ain't a possible country song