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🚨Soad is a nurse in Gaza. She lost her family and home in the genocide and has only her son Omar left. Suad continues to volunteer to treat patients, and her son Omar suffers from severe malnutrition. Every time he tries to walk, he falls to the ground Even one dollar helps🙏🏽 tinyurl.com/4rdnwyzx
if you want to microdose the taste of pool chemical, generic acetaminophen might be right for you
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
Microdosing Groundhog Day by coming to Bluesky every day just to repost the same 38 shitposters.
burns you a DVD of my favourite Columbo episodes as a romantic gesture, breaks up with you 15 minutes later when i realize you don't have a CD/DVD drive
He has returned Now the prophecy may be fulfilled
this account reporting this feels like they’re manufacturing consent
Polymarket@polymarket.com · 16h agoJUST IN: Family sues Texas daycare over allegedly operating a “child fight club.”
Pals I see you sharing links to London Daily & need you to know it's AI bullshit. The Louise Michel is real, Banksy really funded it, but that started in 2020 & the LD link people are sharing is timestamped to today but written as if it's 2020 & elides all the actual journalism about it.
Please detective, I'm not a little girl anymore. Call me Nanceth Drew.
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
this makes sense if you think trans men and trans women are the same thing, which, no doubt Jennifer does.
MisterJayEm@misterjayem.bsky.social · 16h agoJennifer is an idiot.
I am facing 17 years in federal prison for doing my job and standing up to Trump’s merciless immigration enforcement campaign. I am finding the strength to keep standing up every single day.
U.S. Rep. LaMonica McIver is eight months pregnant and facing 17 years in jail | Jenice Armstrong
McIver’s inner strength is next level. She is running for reelection while fighting efforts by the Trump administration to jail her. Plus, she’s repping her constituents and caring for her family.
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30’s were alright, but being in your 40’s feels like being “on base” in a game of tag. safe and without time constraints.
if a ghost has a crush on you that’s called a parasocial relationship
If someone wasn't wearing a shirt with this on it was it even really a house party in the late 2000's
been going through a bunch of popular dramas from the last couple decades- white collar, mentalist, monk, stuff like that- and all of them are so hard to watch, not picking up until like seasons 2-4, but I just started suits, which I didn’t expect to enjoy, but is pretty good straight out the gate.
it’s time to divorce ourselves from the notion of “vote blue no matter who” cuz many republicans around the country at state & local levels are running as dems to trick you into voting for them. there’s an actual nazi running for dem gov of ca for instance. do your due diligence. another example: