TetrapodConsiderer
@trasgomorph.bsky.social
shitpostmodernist. aspiring vermispex. writing at CASCADE CASCADE, Hipsters of the Coast, Cool Stuff Inc.
Snow is falling in Manhattan In a slow diagonal fashion On the Sabbath, as it happens Snow is falling in Manhattan If it looks like it might be a bad one The good caretaker springs to action Salts the stoop and scoops the cat in Tests an icy patch for traction
Officially old and decrepit now that the local venue is hosting “I Can’t Feel My Face: A 2010’s Dance Party” nights in between Shrek Raves and tribute acts.
It's okay to play cards that make you feel something, even if they aren't the best cards to play.
Alex Ullman@nerdtothecore.com · yesterdayI have three builds planned and all three are rebuilds of old decks I've had at various points. I'm on a real "reverence for my past while acknowledging the present" when it comes to my decks these days. Anax and Cymede is going to be a rebuild of my old Tianna, Ship's Caretaker deck.
30 years ago, Barry Reich designed a visionary Magic set that Wizards purchased but never published. Spectral Chaos was a daydream about what a game could be, long before we knew what it would become. 🎥 youtu.be/gco_njeerfE
Omen of the Day: walking my kid to school, encountered dozens of worms dying on the asphalt across multiple blocks. Hasn’t rained in days.
i bet firing a barrage of nematocysts feels so good
really innovating in the “how many times can one sad man listen to ‘the midnight organ fight’ in under two weeks” space
I wrote about the Knicks, community, and building towards something larger than ourselves.
CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION@cascadecascade.com · 3d agoIt's all about Community. Every dang thing. Especially when New York's team wins it all. But also in Magic. You get it. KNICKS IN FIVE by @nerdtothecore.com is now live! www.cascadecascade.com/knicks-in-fi...
Never been more tempted to go to law school than when I receive an email from a 60+ lawyer, they truly do not give a fuck. What power, what security, it must take to send a two sentence email with six typos that addresses none of the questions posed by my email. In awe.
Print Edition of Issue 2 is being leveled up in ways you simply do not understand
Me in February: “well, at least I know Wizards of the Coast won’t print a better Elf that makes me shuffle my library than Formidable Speaker this year!” WotC, every few weeks: “ffuck yuo, rob.”
Jace looked at a world where Yargle wasn't caked all to hell and said "this sucks. this is not good at all" and history will see him redeemed
This new Lambchop album has been incredibly important to my mental stability over the last day or so, it’s amazing (and makes some Wild Choices).
(buzzing in so hard i crack the podium) CREMASTER AND CREMMANDER
When you have proved your ardency enough and warped your bones like a bonsai tree, the world will align itself in certain subtle but unmistakable ways. P3P1:
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
the reddit girl training that guy like a shelter dog is fine. a problem with most men is an unwillingness to believe we're responding subjectively to various stimuli to begin with and the internet is doing gangbusters on exploiting that so at least here an actual person is giving him literal treats.
Today's #flavoradded is: Stone Giant "Uppies! Uppies!" - Krix, goblin cloud enthusiast, last words #MTG #MagicTheGathering
You have to give race science at least this much credit: these are the genetically ideal skull shapes and haircuts to say hello ♩ Hello ♪ HELLO ♫ while poking out from behind a wall
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 4w agoWait he’s the third man?
![Bog Trinkets tweets:
Society is all fucking made up
[has a refreshing beverage]
Society is a rich mosaic](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:62pwcmm2p7r22pb5nuhi3d5h/bafkreib36ksac6i4erggfz5domxxygmzcs6s4mslmnrw5mrjvhqwivxxum)
