skitch

@5kitch.bsky.social

22 | he/him UK 🌈 | also @5kitch on twitter

Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv] The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies] Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough

i've noticed since this most recent wave of invites went out, a lot of new people are here posting like shit, being super aggressive and scolding people in their replies and i just want to say we don't do that here, go back to twitter if you can't act right

this place really needs a muted word function so i can ignore the john jacob jingleheimer schmidt discourse on here. i don't care if his name is also your name. stop trying to insert yourself into every conversation. stop singing john jacob jingleheimer schmidt