Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · yesterday

Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."

Hakeem Jeffries has no choice but to pledge to bring back the Arby's 5 for $5 deal if Democrats win

Politico@politico.com · yesterday

Trump pledges a $5,000 ‘dividend’ to all US adults if the GOP wins the midterms

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"In Woke 8, there are no more consequences. Everyone is allowed to do or say whatever they want, with permanent immunity, just as long as they don’t commit the mortal sin of putting pronouns in their Instagram bio." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fut...

Future Iterations of Woke

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Dreamin’

i've been married almost 20 years and yet my soulmate still wanders free

Hey, I know somebody like this.

dave wagner@davewagner.bsky.social · 6d ago

his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes.

My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.

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I don’t know what GSD means in this case but as a dog person it always stands for German Shepherd Dog #uglydogs

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6d ago

hahahaha

"I didn't think a full, 6-day-per-week, 14-hour-per-day, in-office schedule was necessary to discharge my duties clicking the 'generate' button, followed by the 'approve' button, thousands of times a day on SlurryHose. But experience has shown me that I was wrong." buff.ly/RbEQoJg

Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person

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