a lot of posts on this site read like this to me
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"I bet all the Malfoid art makes JK Rowling so angry since it's changing a character's gender!" You are a genuine idiot if you believe that. All you're doing is giving her IP, the one she uses to fund the erasure of trans rights, more publicity. Fanart isn't sticking it to her, you pudding brain.
Numpad notation is like "Metroidvania", it has problems but everytime someone brings up an alternative it's worse.
Yeah man "computer, give me bespoke balance patch for me only" who the fuck are you going to play that with you idiot How tf do you play these games and then behave this Poser-Brained
tia@exclamatia.neocities.org · 2w agoJust found out there's a Street Fighter 3 tag fighter mod, but the dev is gung ho on AI being a part of the development, so dont bother. "ignore the folks who talk about 'ai slop', this will be a thing in 6 months"
the nykur (or nennir) is a horse that pulls people into lakes - print I made for a small market event locally last year
some of you need to learn the difference between a bad ending and an ending that isn't the one you made up in your head along the way
Made a flag or my home town, Unova. New video on RivalRon tomorrow, where I made flags for each region. #Pokemon
I'm begging you guys to ask for more than "it literally functions"
Jesse Boo-rascia 👻@jesseguarascia.com · last mo.Review scores aren't real but if we're going to continue to bother can we at least not have 8/10 be attached to games deemed "perfectly serviceable"
Like you would never see Eggman or Bowser acting like this
Evil Con Fettie@spacebeer.net · last mo.cortex is hilarious cuz he has a relatively more realistic way of going about things than his peers by the end of the original trilogy like bowser and eggman arent gonna quit no matter what but if u spent a fortune to trick ur illegitimate son and it didnt work i would also be checked out by warped
the worst thing that can happen to a character is the creators/official channels taking notice of an OOC meme abt them and start adopting it, making that OOC joke canon
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · last mo.Going to r/foodiesnark. They are very mean
everyone is going insane for this but it's a slop machine. the first character i rolled was a child who died in 5th century BCE Iran and the site generated me a picture of "his home" which had drainpipes and telephone wires. fuck this.
Jeff Asher@jeffasher.bsky.social · last mo.This is so incredibly addictive anyhumanever.com
this is genuinely the most ominous thing I have _ever_ seen a game trailer do. what horrific combination of pressures demands you reassure players that they can fast forward though the 100+ dollar game they just bought
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · last mo.yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
Peter Griffin as an SCP agent: Ah crap. Yea, I Recognize The Bodies In The Water, alright. It's my Frickin' In-Laws. Now I gotta talk to em-- Lois: Peetah it's not them!! it's a cognito hazahd get outta da wata!! Peter: Yea I know honey, be nice to em, talk to em, invite em for dinner.. chill out OK
bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies
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The Nintendo Switch 2 has been crowned the best console by the entire internet. Source: My big round bald head
apropos of nothing (and by nothing I mean a very snobbish and condescending article currently making the rounds) if you don't like video game achievement systems then just say so and shut the fuck up about it forever. stop acting so high and mighty about it. shut up. shut the fuck up
there are lots of popular things that aren't for me. that's normal. but watching the GTA 6 hype from outside the bubble feels different. what do you mean there's a gameplay reveal exclusive to netflix. why is the tone of every announcement if this game doesn't sell 100 million copies we're all dead