LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened
Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons.bsky.social
Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
In an exclusive chat with CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister, a stapler responded to questions about whether or not it would win the Heisman Trophy.
CNN@cnn.com · 6d agoTilly Norwood has been billed the first AI "actor" in Hollywood which raises questions about what awards synthetic performers should be nominated for. In an exclusive chat with CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister, Tilly Norwood responded to questions about winning an Oscar.
Nathan Fielder documentary are the three scariest words you can string together. I might be one of the dumber people on the earth but I’m nowhere near dumb enough to invite him into my home just before I go to prison.
Timothy Simons@timothycsimons.bsky.social · last yr.I'm halfway through The Rehearsal finale. Let me be clear that I love Nathan Fielder but also he should be illegal.
Jalen put up 60 here against a giant nightmare puppet of himself
DC Pierson@dcpierson.bsky.social · last mo.The NBA (National Backrooms Association)
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home
Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2mo agoMusk seethes as ‘The Odyssey’ conquers at the box office www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
An all-encompassing piss pants display of the highest order
Bryson wanting to call Trump from The Open. Argentina with more punches thrown than shots. Trump trying to sneak into the lifting of the cup. This might be an all time bitch loser shit weekend. Hall of Fame first ballot type stuff.
Random wife-beaters get to hand out death sentences on the streets now
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoHoman on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
pausing a guy's podcast because it's time to get out of the truck and cuff him
I’ll be in NYC for this 10th anniversary screening of CHRISTINE on July 28th if that is something that is of interest to you.
Truly and deeply fuck these ICE terrorist chuds. Maine doesn't need or fucking want you. Nobody needs or fucking wants you. GTFO.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo agoNo hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful
Shibley Telhami@stelhami.bsky.social · 2mo agoBusinessman who sold land for Kushner resort in Albania suspected of faking the deeds www.reuters.com/world/europe...
“Uh, I have some takes on your filmic adaptation.” Christopher Nolan:
Bane's Shoulder Touch
ALT: Bane's Shoulder Touch
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fuck (and i cannot stress this enough) this shit
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2mo agoThe comedy-drama will star AI "actor" Tilly Norwood in a “hybrid production with traditional film and TV professionals — such as directors, writers and editors — working alongside AI specialists, with AI training and mentorship built into the production itself,” the company says.
I love that the French team has a cute lil collar on its kit. 🫡🫡🫡
This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"
Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social · 2mo agothis guy is the co-founder of Airbnb
Shout out to all the trans kids out there for being braver in the face of hatred than any of these right wing cunts could ever be. Those mothrrfuckers won’t even ride the subway. Fuckin white sheet ass pussies.
It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 3mo agoDetectives Benson & Stabler
I am so sick of Big Tech bullshit. if you want to move fast and break things, start with your own bones