Third time lucky on priory of the orange tree and Iโm having the best time and I just want someone to yell about it with! ๐๐๐๐ณ๐
Always the Ocean ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
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Fannish, queer, neurodivergent, fat. Trans rights are human rights. Pronouns: she/her. I blusk intermittently about things including but not limited to: vidding, classics, my current sport hyperfocus, books, tv, TTRPGs.
meanwhile iโm back on my bullshit (aka the ice) for the first time in nearly a *month* and focusing on the modest wins of a) showing up and b) not having lost too much ground time to get back on that horse ๐
having a front row seat to this creative journey is sincerely a constant joy lately๐คฉ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ซถ๐ผ
More Shetland fic! This one is smut, which I have never written before. I'm trying to resist the impulse to apologise for it or caveat it, so instead I will just say: here it is archiveofourown.org/works/91573716
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the โ"now is the winter of our discontentโ monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
man, i'm so happy we get to mourn queer icons who died at 80 and lived long lives being themselves. i'm so grateful for the world they helped create and live and thrive in for as long as they did
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
She didnโt just read it and say โokay, if thatโs what it says thatโs what it says, thatโs the rule, period.โ She thought, โI donโt get that. Iโm going to think about it.โ Thatโs the intersection of your religious tradition with your independent soul.
I mean just within this story, you get not only the substance of this observation from her, which is beautiful, but the very fact that when she read scripture, she wanted to truly understand it, to see how it made sense to her and was consistent with what she knew was right and sensible.
RIP Dolly Parton โค๏ธ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton
#food B. Dylan Hollis celebrated Dolly today with one of her signature recipes, and he was so sweet about it, it really soothed a part of me that's been sad all day.
Dolly's Banana Pudding (1989)
YouTube video by B. Dylan Hollis
youtube.com
i understand this is the joke but boy is this patron in luck ๐
[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
[library] hi do you have any books about when a guy is really mad at one specific whale
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
dunno about best tribute but it is certainly hilarious ๐
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
iโm tired and listless and unmotivated and while i have good reasons to be so and no reason to believe itโs not temporary the fear that itโs an indication of depression or dinosaur bones or adhd treatments no longer working as they should is still very much alive and well
This is such a warm and lovely fic full of friendship and people who care about each other very much.
I wrote another Shetland fic! Mostly gen about Tosh this time: archiveofourown.org/works/91186551
Iโve been directing professional actors for over a third of a century. What I want from them - and what AI will never be able to supply - is something that canโt be predicted or programmed: a quirky but valid line-reading which I wouldnโt have thought of myself. Itโs the delivery, never the voice.
Thatโs fine I donโt like sitting outside anyway
Backstory required.
Name your fave Disney princess. (Wrong answers only.)
Name your fave Disney princess. (Wrong answers only.)
my citizenship ceremony is tomorrow - what do i WEAR?!
welp, guess whoโs a british citizen now, almost exactly 29 years after moving here (weirdly today is mumโs birthday)
in happier news i had the absolute best birthday yesterday, i paddleboarded & swam, received 3 gorgeous homemade cards, was made delicious cake & a sausage/bacon sandwich, and had fish & chips & pizza for tea, all in the company of 16 of my closest friends in one of my favourite places in the world
100%. You are directly assisting malignant, malicious, actively harmful bigotry any time you buy anything Harry Potter related and I for one am working on my scripts to have that conversation more widely.
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
deadline.com
So yesterday I drove from London to the Lake District with a minor 7 hour delay at Oxford services cuz I got rear ended at speed trying to enter a roundabout. All occupants of the car fine but poor darling car was a write-off due to being nearly twenty years old.
Iโm SO excited to go on holiday to the lake district for a week with 16 of my closest friends (3 of whom are children like many of my closest friends ๐) but Iโm also ALREADY pining for ice skating and I donโt have time to go today ๐
You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.