Balsalmic Niggarette 🥗
@balsalmicnygarette.blacksky.app
1908 🩷💚• pharmacy • 🇯🇲 • 29 • Virgo • Htx • Proverbs 31:26 🌹 https://www.instagram.com/mysticpetal___
Ain’t nothing like a Black man with gray in his beard. My God, today.
Girls get out a relationship and go straight to the admissions office
"Being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one" is a BAR
Don’t you just want to flirt with someone from across a table with dim lights and drinks?
ITS MY MF BIRTHDAY 🎉🎂🍾 Heres to the start of 34 years around the sun ♍️
Nothing pisses me off more than just being out somewhere and it’s niggas with their shirt off (for no reason, mind you) and they turn to look at you and just start staring and squeeze up dem breast muscle!!! Yo!!! NUH MEK MI LIK YUH INNA YUH FARRID!!!!
Interesting… Like, who doesn’t appreciate a clutter-free work space?
It’s been a long time since I had sex and needed all the extra bells and whistles. When chemistry is good, you don’t need nothing else.
My daughter will be 11 this year, I’ve curated such a structure that bedtime arguments aren’t a thing. She’s gotten an extra hour due to her age of course but within that extra hour, sista is in bed half asleep. The babies need a schedule, structure, and discipline (self-control training).
Nigga stopped pounding that rubber rump to be a jackass, on a Sunday morning 😭
WITH OUT BEING ASKED is the very important part.
𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶@riptodeesse.blacksky.app · last mo.Test questions: Can you change the oil, tires, etc? Fix the broken cabinet? Change the lightbulbs? Take out the trash? Cut the grass? Bring in the heavy bags? Put together the purchases? Without being asked?? You know, men shit.
Only assumption I’m making is that he not gonna swing if we go out and something pop off. Anything else, ain’t my business.
I’m A Mother@mz2euceboss.bsky.social · last mo.Let me ask the fellas a question: Say you meet a guy, good guy, and yall become friends or at least really good associates. You find out the guy is divorced twice. Both of his ex-wives cheated on him…and both women are still with the men they transgressed with. Do you make any assumptions?
Self aware enough to know that I am exceptionally bad at lying or performing for long periods of time, i’m super intolerant to foolishness, I have an aura that will motivate you to spend all your money on me, and I ask too many questions 😂 Not the first choice for safe/easy wife 😂and that is okay
I only want to get married if it makes sense… it’s not something I’d prioritize above my overall happiness and peace, though If I only cared about just being able to say i’m married, could’ve got it out the way by now If it’s not improving my QOL, it seems counterproductive imo.
Dji 🖤@naaathaaanieeel.bsky.social · 2y agohow many of y’all actually wanna get married
Roasting peaches with cinnamon + honey and putting it with french vanilla icecream
None of my other sunflowers did great this year…this one though.
It’s so sad to watch Black women be critiqued so harshly and placed under a microscope of perfection. Especially by people who are 10 times as imperfect. Stay strong my melanin sistas. The power we hold is immense! ✨
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