pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
I’m tired of the surviving members of Nirvana reuniting. It’s like when the surviving members of Queen reunite. Who gives a shit about these nobodies.
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
My favourite thing to do in modern video games is not pay attention to cutscenes or engage with the lore at all and get to the end of a 30 hour game not knowing who I am, what I’m doing, or who anyone else in the game is
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
theguardian.com
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
theguardian.com
🚨🚨🚨 IT’S NEW PROTOMARTYR ALBUM DAY 🚨🚨🚨
I was masking in a lesbian bar, oh, oh I was masking in a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.
One year ago this week we lost the great writer Kaleb Horton. I am still very sorry that I won't ever get to read anything new by him ever again. Today his partner @katehascats.bsky.social joins us to write about her experience of loss and grief.
There is only before and after he died
Losing Kaleb
welcometohellworld.com
I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill
The ship at the start is too big, showing it all is a waste of the audience’s time
The Star Wars Underworld@theswu.bsky.social · last wk.What is your UNPOPULAR OPINION in regards to Star Wars 1977 aka A New Hope #StarWars #StarWars77 #ANewHope
lmao I saw a photo of Tom Cruise in his new movie and he looks old as shit! I guess Father Time finally caught up with him 😂😂🤣
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
how does getting busted on by a bunch of guys redeem ed
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
19/09 is Batman Day because if you look at the date sideways it looks like a bat
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Sad news: the actress Tilly Norwood has caught a virus. Yeah … a COMPUTER virus!!!!