You know how a lot of sinks have little false drawers under the basin so they match with whatever counter they're installed on? When I was little, my dad told me they were to trick burglars into spending all night trying to open them looking for valuables and I believed him for about a decade.
Xan
@comicsbyxan.bsky.social
Perpetually tired trans comic artist, making trans comics. Creator of Pandora's Tale and Thinking Too Much to Think Positively. Co-host of the podcast Can't Stop Hibari-kun. https://pandorastale.com/
if you like Sailor Moon you should read Magica Riot if you like Precure you should read Magica Riot if you like Symphogear you should read Magica Riot if you like Kpop Demon Hunters you should read Magica Riot if you like trans women you should read Magica Riot
Hey guess what Today's my ninth tranniversary! Everybody say happy birthday to my boobs
Devastated to learn we were misgendering all the characters in Tugs the whole time Anyone remember Tugs Just me then huh
Another important trans film playing tonight
I show this episode to my CINE students to teach Kishōtenketsu 4-act structure (it's a genuinely great/very teachable example of it), but also because it's a more accepting, trans-friendly piece of media than almost anything they'll have grown up watching in the American mainstream.
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
I would 100% pay a subscription fee for @theonion.com games even though octordle and squaredle are free
You know... I feel like @theonion.com should look into a puzzle section. Feels like maybe there's a market for puzzles from a non-fascist newspaper
Can't figure out whether this is in appalling taste or something I need. Ah fuck, is it both?
Why is the White House like my pants after October 2019? Neither of them require any ballroom~
I don’t wanna hear any more talk about ballroom except from my tailor. heyyyyooooooooo..!
Another Gender is Possible Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
Dang
While reviewing what #poetry I wanted to read at this month's slam, I rediscovered this piece I wrote about being trans on the internet. At the time I wrote it, the meme format of "You're in her DMs, I'm [fill in the blank], we are not the same" was popular for twitter shitposts.
You know... I feel like @theonion.com should look into a puzzle section. Feels like maybe there's a market for puzzles from a non-fascist newspaper
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
2.34% of all Americans are trans, according to US government census data. This number absolutely POLEAXES me, and from what I can see in the source data, the number is completely and totally legitimate and based on a colossal datapool of almost 2.5 MILLION respondents. Let's dig in.
Got a nonsensical email from the new apartment manager about our insurance, which they say has been cancelled (it hasn't), and how we need to follow the provided instructions (not provided) to get new insurance. Spoke to him in person and he said "I dunno, they just gave me this stuff to email out"
DS9 tackled bigotry frequently so it makes sense to acknowledge it in the TCG, though I don't know that "I play Hate Crime!" was the way to go
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org
Ken Jennings isn't going to like this But my drag persona, Jen Kennings, loves this! She hates the New York Times and everyone who reads it! "Wordle? More like Turdle" - direct quote from Jen Kennings
"If trans people want a boycott of The New York Times, where's the call to do so?" Here is a declaration laying out how the NYT is a key driver of trans genocide, why boycotts work and why anyone who gives a damn about trans lives and rights must boycott The New York Times.
Tell me more about this... ⅁NIWO⅄M
Look, Thursdays are for hanging with @comicsbyxan.bsky.social and maybe even getting some writing done. I love this human.
JKR is the final boss of transphobia. Specifically she's like a Metroid boss, in that defeating her causes the whole structure to collapse, but beware! You only have a minute to get out! She's also like a Metroid boss in that the thing she fears most is a tall woman with a penis
My cat just woke me by firing herself across the room and using my body as an emergency brake. I now have a huge scratch under my boobs O_O
A Man enters cupbop, orders some food. for some reason, he is unhappy Xan and I enter. A Man is asking for free stuff to make up for whatever. he receives a huge thing of mandoo and leaves. we order and wait A Man reenters (carrying his bag of like six cupbops) and tries to get more free stuff
Somehow this scandal got even weirder Oh well, letting deranged, delusional fans get close to the president has never had any sort of serious consequences, as we can see from the long and trouble-free presidency of James Garfield
The media wasn't designed to cover presidential scandals this convoluted. "He travels everywhere with a much younger woman who's either fucking him or responsible for keeping his dying ass alive, or possibly both, and he made her sleep in a locker room." Like how do you make that into a headline
Guy who saw Tommy Cooper collapse and die on stage in 1984 and thought it was part of the act, and thinks the press coverage of his death, funeral and subsequent 40 years of inactivity are also part of the act
One for the Bis fans in the audience
The X-MEN Logo & Font Generator is live now! Featuring the classic blocky wedge-shape that made the original an instant classic. Now starts the countdown to the inevitable reboot of this generator, in keeping with the spirt of the franchise.
Apparently I'm still too innocent because this somehow hadn't occurred to me until now But yes, this both will and should happen. It's what Sylveon would want
There are gonna be so many tgirl nudes on that Sylveon film