They tried baking you a cake.

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

I wrote a post explaining exactly why the Dreamcast will prompt you for the date/time even with a healthy battery, which has puzzled many of us for years! It's not your battery: the Dreamcast's hidden 30-day clock check dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...

Youre listening to wolf radio *howling noise* only the freshest hottest wolf noises of all time *barking* this ain't you mommies canine sounds *radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*

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it is official rust policy that 7am is a good time to be drinking your fifth can of monster for the day. quote me on that

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

I just had a very confusing call with a spokesperson for Starbucks.

We Asked Starbucks Why Their 'Sugar-Free' Drinks Have Sugar and Now We're Just More Confused

There's a big difference between "sugar free" and "no added sugar."

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women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

Mike Drucker@mikedrucker.bsky.social · 5d ago

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

i need to write semantic search for all posts on my following feed. i'm so sick of just losing posts and can't finding them because my feed refreshes. :x

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

Someone just asked "what do you think about this PR?" nice try buddy. That's a distillation attack. Blocked.

if you post your dick on reddit and it gets too many downvotes you get put in a chastity cage and this guy holds your key

Environmental storytelling at the elementary school

We’re getting another city-wide scavenger hunt. I love that our mayor is basically like “I will fix the roads and then we will have summer camp” all year round.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · last wk.

Want to learn about the history of our city?  Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.

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To celebrate new trainsets entering revenue service soon, here's a photo I took back in July of this same new Airo set crossing Portland's steel bridge during one of the early test runs. Really excited for the future of @amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov! #filmphotography #hasselbladxpan

Amtrak Cascades@amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov · 3w ago

NEW AMTRAK CASCADES TRAINS START SEPTEMBER 30. You can experience the new Amtrak Cascades trains beginning September 30. Four daily trains will be operating as new trainsets. Trains 503, 508, [SEA-EUG] 516 and 519 [SEA-VAC]. See the schedule at AmtrakCascades.com. Read more at: media.amtrak.com/

it's been wild watching from the sidelines as framework gradually went from "super awesome repairable computer good for humanity and the climate :DDD" company to "permanently marred for supporting fascists. also their laptops fall apart like fender pinwheeler"

teamwork makes the dreamwork

These people have literally never experienced humanity in a normal and relatable way

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2w ago

When you have no concept of how people engage with music

only residual delays for 3h? i've been stopping for 5-10 minutes at every damn stop. :( (i do quite love you metro, but wow this is depressing)

Metro Rail Info@metrorailinfo.bsky.social · 2w ago

FINAL: Orange/Silver Line: Customers will experience residual delays in both directions following an earlier signal problem outside Cheverly.

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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