if you post your dick on reddit and it gets too many downvotes you get put in a chastity cage and this guy holds your key

Environmental storytelling at the elementary school

We’re getting another city-wide scavenger hunt. I love that our mayor is basically like “I will fix the roads and then we will have summer camp” all year round.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 14h ago

Want to learn about the history of our city?  Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.

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To celebrate new trainsets entering revenue service soon, here's a photo I took back in July of this same new Airo set crossing Portland's steel bridge during one of the early test runs. Really excited for the future of @amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov! #filmphotography #hasselbladxpan

Amtrak Cascades@amtrakcascades.wsdot.wa.gov · 2w ago

NEW AMTRAK CASCADES TRAINS START SEPTEMBER 30. You can experience the new Amtrak Cascades trains beginning September 30. Four daily trains will be operating as new trainsets. Trains 503, 508, [SEA-EUG] 516 and 519 [SEA-VAC]. See the schedule at AmtrakCascades.com. Read more at: media.amtrak.com/

it's been wild watching from the sidelines as framework gradually went from "super awesome repairable computer good for humanity and the climate :DDD" company to "permanently marred for supporting fascists. also their laptops fall apart like fender pinwheeler"

teamwork makes the dreamwork

These people have literally never experienced humanity in a normal and relatable way

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

When you have no concept of how people engage with music

only residual delays for 3h? i've been stopping for 5-10 minutes at every damn stop. :( (i do quite love you metro, but wow this is depressing)

Metro Rail Info@metrorailinfo.bsky.social · 2d ago

FINAL: Orange/Silver Line: Customers will experience residual delays in both directions following an earlier signal problem outside Cheverly.

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

wisn.com

I'm excited to announce that the PLC Organization now has a statute! And a bank account! And a @standard.site publication! All the important stuff. The PLC Org is an independent Swiss Association meant to operate the PLC directory, which collects and distributes signed updates to atproto accounts.

First steps of the PLC organization - Public Ledger of Credentials Organization

One year ago, Bluesky Social PBC announced their intention to facilitate the creation of an independent organization to operate the Public Ledger of Credenti…

blog.plcred.org

good heavens, she's BLOGGING now?? i've been playing around with migrating to independent, open-source social networks for a while now. the tech is really maturing! but the space is still awkward to discuss. i talk about this issue here, and how it applies across matrix, activitypub, and ATproto.

communicating open social networks to normies

(or, how communication is hard, most people aren't berry-tasters, and we are really bad at naming things)

spacegirl.pckt.blog

Happy 50th birthday to the greatest album of all time

Continuwuity v26.9.1 just released, containing a critical security fix, and a couple similarly important bug fixes. All federated deployments should update ASAP. Also read the release notes. forgejo.ellis.link/continuwuati... #matrix #continuwuity #selfhosted #security

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one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands

Last night was the 13th anniversary of the day that the Giant Rubber Duck arrived in #Pittsburgh, and honestly it was one of my favorite nights of photography. This was the only night that it wasn't parked by the fountain at the Point, creating some unique and fun images.

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im very busy

xrisk means the risk of seeing a screenshot from Twitter

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conference slides with threatening auras