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lol Given capacity, this appears to be like *maybe* 12-15k? Pathetic even by NU standards and weird what happens when they play a school that won’t pack 70+% of the seats.

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Look, I’m not going to pretend the Kansas fanbase doesn’t have strong default goober tendencies, but my god being around Iowa fans just blows the GooberMeter™️ out of the water.

mike ditka teased a senate run in 2004 after republican candidate jack ryan dropped out because his wife who was an actress in star trek said he made her go to sex clubs so the republicans nominated maryland lunatic alan keyes to get absolutely waxed by obama

Picturing all the dopes that cosplay as Ditka still doing their little bits and mugging for the camera, but then doing a sky point and having “sad face” like one of those terrible dead serious cartoons where people pay their respects to Dumbledore.

Elevating the Padres to the Teams We Just Don’t Need list. What a pointless, waste of time franchise for almost 60 years now. My condolences to all 136 of their fans.

Given other options (especially Brewers & Rays), totally fine openly rooting for the Dodgers to win again but only if it means Kyle Tucker can somehow not get a ring.

I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.

me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance