that’s right. the second i can’t bench 225 anymore im walking into the ocean. no need for existence after that
Matt the Dad Dude
@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal. Liberals DNI 🚫 AVI Alt TXT: it’s a screenshot of KOTH when Bill got swole but he has juggalo Bobby Hill face pasted on and it’s wearing a “show me that butthole” red hat Banner alt txt: MIQ screenshot of “fuck the law”
One of my favorite guys is Leo from New York, a teamster that does skate tricks dedicated to other unions. He did one for RJ Mitte too.
I’ve mentioned that I now dumbell press 45s right? I think I can take him 😂
Matt the Dad Dude@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 4h agoI went with a buddy to go see the Wu Tang finale tour last year and it was insane how jacked Method Man is. I found his IG and he is a bona fide Lunk, deadlifting 495 and doing bench press with some big ass dumbbells #OneOfUs
I went with a buddy to go see the Wu Tang finale tour last year and it was insane how jacked Method Man is. I found his IG and he is a bona fide Lunk, deadlifting 495 and doing bench press with some big ass dumbbells #OneOfUs
Tressie McMillan Cottom@tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 5h agoGood morning.
I hope every single Reagan voter dies eating cat food and living in their car
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h ago“.. people are balancing FOMO, the fear of missing out on enjoying their retirement, with FORO — fear of running out of money,” said David Blanchett, head of retirement research for Prudential Financial. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
“Grok, make my exploding car drive upside down”
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
Terminator Michael McDonald be like “Ya Mo B Back…”
She absolutely did. She even denied that it was a genocide. Such a short memory for someone with such a big mouth
Breakfast tacos taste even better when they use leftovers: Leftover black beans and jalapeno, sauteed with spices and an egg, served on flour tortillas, topped with chopped tomato and enjoyed with leftover rice. 🍽️🍜🌮🍳 #food #foodsky #breakfast #leftovers
@jamestalarico.bsky.social I started supporting you the day you announced your candidacy because you seemed more than just a “centrist”. Please don’t squander the final weeks of the campaign moderating yourself. You don’t need it. Be bold. Be brave ❤️
don't talk to me about ditch weed son i have birkenstocks older than you
Just thinking about that time back in high school when a jock threw a Molotov cocktail through the principal’s window and stole a cop car. Damn. RIP, Chris. You were one of the good ones.
My daughter was listing off all of the things she can draw for her little brother The list: Dogs Cats Rabbits Robots Flowers A Guy Farting
METALLICA IS HERE TO WHINE ABOUT HOW ALCOHOL RUINED OUR LIVES AND THEN SELL YOU OUR OWN BRAND OF WHISKEY
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3d agoSomeday, these guys will realize how much of a pussy these types of statements make them look
Lol are you KHive freaks gonna shut your fucking mouths about Gaza now or…
PRQueen2019@prqueen2019.bsky.social · 3d agoTo the g-cide Joe/“free Palestine” crew…Palestinians in Gaza begged US citizens to vote for Kamala but y’all refused- therefore, you are partly to blame for the genocide currently happening in Gaza & the blood of Palestinians in Gaza is on your hands too www.facebook.com/share/v/1KEM...
How pissed do you think Rob Schneider was when he heard he wasn’t asked to be in this piece of shit ?
Return of the Cmonstermacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d agoYou are not at all prepared for this trailer
Tired: Making up a lie that James Talarico was institutionalized. Wired: Having the Vice President of the United States call him a faggot.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoJD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
When my wife is cleaning out the closet and finds some bonkers underwear I haven’t seen in a while
Bodega Cats@bodegacats.bsky.social · 3d ago
ranked by amount of pubes: dwarves>humans>orcs>elves>goblins