Anyone who still supports Trump gets fed to the Femur Breaker.

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · yesterday

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

If you lie about their being no Ai in your games, you get put in the pear wiggler.

Pear Wiggle Simulation: Damage Progression

Alt: Pear Wiggle Simulation: Damage Progression

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Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · yesterday

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

Pancakes for the Krow..

Like you wouldn’t believe.

Renegade Kangaroo@renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 4h ago

LUCKYYYYY Hope my kangaroo cousins were being chill out there!

lmfao you're not gonna do shit except cry, pencilneck.

Andy Vitek@avitek.bsky.social · yesterday

Every above-ground train stop should be required to have a building next to it with a bodega, Indian restaurant, coin-op laundry, and liquor store.

Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · yesterday

What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)

Right, so I've seen some statements about yesterday, specifically from trans people. While I absolutely agree that we should have nominated more progressive candidates, at the moment I think it's more important to at least establish control.

"We are calling on every member of the incoming 120th Congress to vote against Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker in January 2027 and choose a different candidate.

Sign the Petition

House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER

c.org

This level of blue shift suggests America is headed towards us at very high speed.

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 18h ago

Pretty astonishing.

Pounded In The Butt By My Federally-Mandated Boyfriend

Chuck Tingle@chucktingle.bsky.social · yesterday

it is now illegal to be straight

this came to me in a dream

55 SEATS 55 IMPEACHMENTS 55 SUPREME COURT JUSTICES 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES

ive been waiting to use this

Every single nazi pedophile owned media empire tomorrow's gonna be like "democrats won big, here's why that's bad for the democrats"

Everyone:

hundreds of millions of dollars on anti-trans advertising being proven totally irrelevant- not positive, not negative, just a proper heat check that normal people simply don't care and it's lighting money on fire to try to politicize my identity- is so, so liberating

genuinely, first thing tomorrow, contact your relevant reps and tell em you want reversals on "age verification" legislation and strengthened protections for artistic expression

Suzanne ✨🌑@tendermiasma.com · yesterday

WE HAVE TO TELL OUR BLUE REPS ABOUT PORN. THE PORN YOU GUYS. WE MOBILIZE TOMORROW AT 0900

This! Celebrate tonight. Annoy the shit out of them tomorrow.

cortana.SQL 👻@cortanav.bsky.social · yesterday

Ok so I need y’all to remember that the next part is to bully the shit out of democrats to do their fucking jobs while in office

I usually don’t want to see chud reactions but I want to see chuds who were Anakin Skywalker posting about the election crying about their dick and balls being seared off by a volcano. I want to see the Malfoid losers wailing and clinging to their waifu body pillows.

Texas leaning blue is sending me

Heartwarming: The worst people you know are having a terrible night 🥰