Me in 9th grade English: Why would you get in a boat to go fight a war for some other dude’s wife? Me now: oh, that’s why

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Helen of Troy, Lupita Nyongo sparkles in Christian Cowan for the London premiere of #theodysseymovie.

Reclaim your attention and time. My goodness

I’ve muted all of these words and this motherfucker still shows up in my feed. In addition to muting, we should also be able to completely hide these words from showing up on our main feeds.

lol pfrazee blocked me for calling out his buddy jesse singal's terrorism on here

I wish they’d never learned the phrase “purity test”

noticing a theme of deflecting any amount of accountability for platner’s shitty & harmful actions with “but TRUMP” yeah no shit trump & the GOP are worse; why the fuck are you wanting a permission structure to be like that?

Friend of Dougal@plimoth.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yes, a purity test. On the other hand, we just have the senate rolling over for Trumps agenda on war powers, the environment, abortion rights, gerrymandering, oligarchy, and the future of our democracy. So, nothing a serious adult cares about.

Ah...it was all a diabolical setup to thwart his future election chances, you see...

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3mo ago

of course michael tracey would ask this

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

paul and friends let jesse singal do terrorism to trans women on here bc he's hydrated enough

Did you? Did you really talk to him?

you only hate nazi rapists because bohemian grove told you to

FYI: Tummy Tuesday is made by, and is for, fat people if you're a skinny bitch, choose a different theme for Tuesday thnx

As someone who regularly has to set up job postings, the "Urgently Hiring" in the link area is the funniest part to me. I'm positive that is a selection they made during the set up of the posting, potentually a paid option too, and that tells me they are straight up ✨️desperate✨️ lmfao

parody is dead, long live parody www.daybook.com/job/research...

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Magick | SUBATHON LIVE | ✨😈@magickstardust.vtubers.social · 3mo ago

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more like ice grice the way she doesn't say more than necessary

Bean antics btw. Facial expressions she actually made. I swear.

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Josephine Riesman@josie.zone · 3mo ago

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I am begging liberals to stop letting nazis exploit a system they will refuse to honour once they've snatched it away from you. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Marine Le Pen found guilty, but court clears way for presidential run if she wears tag

The National Rally leader now has to decide whether she will run with an electronic tag and will speak on TV later.

bbc.co.uk

This is your brain on capitalism. Just say no to capitalism.

Elizabeth Warren@warren.senate.gov · 3mo ago

Tech executives have warned AI could funnel enormous wealth to a handful of people and create a “permanent underclass.” Why should Big Tech get all the profits while we pay the costs? It’s time to tax AI.

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

Folks, no one has a RIGHT to higher office. OK? You aren't "canceling" anyone when you decide NOT TO SUPPORT THEIR QUEST FOR MORE POWER. Please let's be SERIOUS. This is not what is meant by "no one is disposable." I'm begging people to focus and use your brains. That man can still make a LIVING.

A stronger "HR lady" element in Dem politics would've nuked Platner sooner but instead a bunch of credulous & insecure dolts with podcasts & substacks just had to let their masculinity issues give Dems a candidate who imploded less than a month after winning the primary.

Will Wilkinson@wlknsn.xyz · 4mo ago

I dunno, man. I usually agree with the HR lady, politically.

good solid look at how Platner was able to rise in the first place

Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the big thing that happened is standard maine dem party got frozen out of any other potential candidates because schumer wanted mills, which left a giant gaping hole for any competitor to come up. doubly so because schumer and mills hemmed and hawed for ages before announcing.

“Actually..” I don’t care. “I disagree that…” I don’t care. Do I know you? If I don’t, chances are excellent that I don’t care if you disagree.

Interesting, as I believe this was relatively common in early 19th century America as a response to a scandal or controversy, as a way of demonstrating the support of your constituents. I guess Nigel has been reading @unavaleable.bsky.social.

Nigel Farage resigns as MP for Clacton, triggering by-election which he says he will stand in

The Reform UK leader's statement follows reports he failed to declare financial support from an ally. He has also faced questions over an unregistered £5m gift from a donor.

bbc.com