Verity Holloway

@verityholloway.bsky.social

Strange fiction, weird history. Lost member of the PRB. Marfan syndrome. Will-o’-the-wisp. Victorians, folklore, bad medicine. THE OTHERS OF EDENWELL and CHEER THE SICK out now. Non-fiction in @helleborezine.bsky.social. 🦇🖋️🇬🇮

I'm at that point in novel-writing where you're stuck on a series of horribly undulating hills, like I found a problem And I fixed it! I found a new problem And I fixed it! Found a BIG problem Oh God, oh no, pass the bucket—

We had a prison officer come in to scare us off crime. Tiny Scottish dude. Gave us detailed instructions on how to kill a man with a sock and some batteries and how to make a shank from a toothbrush. For the girls, the message was, avoid prison because "you'll come oot a dyke".

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 21h ago

Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: A neighbour of one of the teachers gave us a five-minute lecture about kwashiorkor which involved him reciting a list of his favourite words (yes, ‘kwashiorkor’ was one of them). Included the unforgettable phrase, “Diarrhoea, another beautiful word.”

Over the weekend, my partner confronted an AI vendor who was intentionally lying about using AI - this ended up with him becoming verbally abusive before coming out of his booth to physically assault my friend who started filming the incident - he BIT HER (yes BIT)

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The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943. Only one cat has ever received the award. This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25

a slightly grumpy looking tuxedo kitty, lounging in a wood tray filled with straw, with a medal round his neck.

Dreamt every household in the land was issued one Vile Leg in case of emergencies. Citizens were advised to stockpile canned food to supplement their Vile Leg, which could feed a family of four for several months. Keep your Vile Leg somewhere cool and dry.

Environmental storytelling on today's dog walk: Wrapped sanitary pad Single high heeled shoe Beer can Beer can Beer can Open bag of cement Turned the corner: Roadworks absolutely trashed Beer can Beer can Another, different high heeled shoe

GREAT. Today's vet bill is twice what I expected (partly because it includes a full checkup in addition to neutering, partly because I also had to pick up several of Monty's meds). A bunch of overpriced (Con-fucking-Ed) and overdue bills also hit today so I'm gonna be DEEP in the hole without help

Bank account statement showing a total of 719.06 in vet billsVenmo code