Glenn
@frackpong.bsky.social
I tell my kettle to fuck off a lot. Parody of a man.
Top Tip: Pretend you drink in moderation by joining a wine tasting club so that you can disguise your alcoholism as a hobby.
In the my local hairdressers & they’ve got an offer of 50% off leg waxing. That’s just the one leg then.
Thank God thats over! Way too much Tom Jones on a Friday night for my liking. #TOTP
Great speech by Andy Burnham but not one single mention of bringing back Jaffa Fingers, so for that reason I'm out.
I recently pitched (over beers, and to definitely the wrong people) the idea that UK should have its own digital platform/social media. I literally don’t understand why this isn’t a thing. Today billions of pounds goes straight out of UK economy to overseas firms because of this
Michael Savage@michaelsavage.bsky.social · 2w agoNEW: Jeremy Clarkson urges British broadcasters to merge as one "Britflix", as they struggle against streamers and YouTube. Says there are still senior TV producers he knows "draining away" from the industry as work dries up. TV: An unfashionable crisis www.theguardian.com/media/2026/s...
Fans of every other club in England right now.
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 3w ago🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
See what you've all done by holding Ed Sheeran accountable for his actions? This is worse than if his entire family was blown the fuck up while they slept! THIS IS WORSE! I hope you're all happy now.
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
I've alway wandered what happened to Bruce Forsythe's stash of luxury stirrups after he died, nice to see they've been returned to their natural hunting grounds.
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · last mo.Going through some old posts and Donald’s wig has gone solo.
🎵It's a job that just suits me, A dictator you would be, If you can see what I can see, When I'm cleansing gulags🎵
He looks like something AI would come up with if you asked it to make a Guess Who? character & make them a pervert.
Laura Webster@lauraewebster.bsky.social · last mo.We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
Adapting to climate change without ending the fossil fuel industry.
I didn't like the ominous music in this video but I found that the theme to Steptoe & Son worked much better
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃@bryb.bsky.social · 2mo agoPeople be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:
Tim Curry hasn't gone, he's simply hopped on that space shuttle to paradise ahead of us.
My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
If Scrooge is his surname then he was a Scrooge before his parents named him Ebenezer, so I'm out.
I’ve never been a contestant on the Crystal Maze but I’ve just tried to scan a Creme Egg at a self-service checkout. Same thing.
Sam Neill, "One of the secrets of life is to take what you do seriously. But never, never, take yourself seriously, and I never have" May you step into the next life with the same excitement and wonder that we all experienced when you first saw dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. RIP 🙏
Newsnight trying to unmask Count Binface is disgraceful, they wouldn't have done that with Kendo Nagasaki. I blame the masked singer.