Got a bunch of expensive car troubles this month and really want to clear out some space in my apartment so everything on the shop is 45% off in a Fall Clearance Sale! (Automatically applies in cart) 🍂🎃 mittiepaul.myshopify.com
Mittie Paul
@mittiepaul.bsky.social
Artist/writer/designer. Production designer by day, artist by night. Tired adult. Opinions are my own, etc. (they/he) www.mittiepaul.com https://mittiepaul.myshopify.com/ https://vgen.co/mittiepaul
While we didn’t get into gateway fate this year, you can still grab a ton of our FFXIV stuff on our online store! 🥰 omijadrop.myshopify.com
i've said it before but the willingness of people to fuck with their own brains is truly awe-inspiring
RedFade@redfade.bsky.social · 3d agoNo that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
Ordered some last minute stickers to trade at a con next week and I made a minor error on my order so I had to call the company to fix it. Heard the customer service person chuckle when they pulled up my order and I can only assume it was this. 🫣
As someone who really likes buying spooky year round home decor around Halloween time… the AI slopification of it all is ROUGH
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3d agoMan who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Imagine spending that much on plastic surgery just to look like an alien flesh suit version of Pauline Pantsdown
Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 4d agoJust another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
🔪🎃The Kyler Feyville Horror 2: The Possession 👻@kylerfey.bsky.social · 8mo agoAs many of you will recall, the poem in the shape of beating Henry Kissinger to death is perhaps the single greatest piece of literature of this century.
living through the AI bubble must be a bit what it felt like to live in the late 1800s when people were talking about how, like, every river town in the midwest would become the biggest city in the world
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i feel like video games really created unrealistic expectations for me because i often wish i could open a box or sit in a pool that magically made all my aches and pains and ouchies go away
Car troubles will then find you shortly thereafter. (lmao lamenting my ass off 😔)
Mittie Paul@mittiepaul.bsky.social · 6d agoAutopay bills will find you and your bank account at its lowest point…
I don’t want to publicly post the job referal portal because it shows legal name and deadnames me (lol) but if any friends/mutuals have comics editing experience and are looking for work, Boom is hiring rn and I’m happy to DM pass along my referral link! Come work with me in da funny books.
Jim Bakker dead? Lmaoooo time to share my favorite YouTube poop youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...
Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Using your smallest platform to take accountability is crazy
Autopay bills will find you and your bank account at its lowest point…
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
Cholula@cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout the online friends I’ve made over the years, some of whom have become offline friends (even recently!), I would be a much, much lonelier person. Social media feels evil sometimes, but it makes some miracles too.
my unironic life advice for everyone is to go to an art museum once in a while because i think being in an environment that encourages you to really *see* something is good for you
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible