now that's a headline.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2h ago

JUST IN: Trump is scrambling to stop the BBC from digging into the finances of his business empire after a judge ordered him to hand over records in his $10B defamation lawsuit against the network.

This car reeks.

Me watching my kids horsing into 30/ of a loaf of toast 25 mins after binning half their dinner.

Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 3d ago

The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section

We're in a holiday cottage. The TV is buggered, there are no board games, no books, NO CAFETIERE, and there are disco chickens bellowing at one another somewhere close by. The parking requires a crowbar, and the heating in the bedrooms doesn't work. On balance, still better than being at home.

If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.

10/10. No notes

Will McDonald@wmcdonald404.co.uk · 2d ago

Godzuki, the twat.

Rod Liddle. #windsor_davies.gif

I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

Boatse

@yakhunt.net Hands where we can see them #glassbloke

When you decide to have a bit of bread and butter and there's a Labrador in the house.

1989: Margaret Thatcher, "Water privatisation I believe will go very successfully indeed. It will go very successfully indeed" 2026: BBC News, "Both terminals at the UK's second busiest airport, Gatwick, are without running water.. Toilets can't be flushed"

This looks like an ecumenical matter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Rebel monks punished after appointing bishop without Pope's approval

The diocese of Aberdeen said the monks had clearly broken with the church and were now removed from it.

bbc.co.uk

Anyone else think Valentino Rossi is slowly turning into Sid James?

I don't understand... what happened to the prosperity, economic gains and cheap beer that this turnip-headed fuckwit promised before the referendum?

A mate of mine insists the metal tool with a curved blade, traditionally used in coppice and hedgerow management is called a scythe, but I think he's talking billhooks.

Mrs L is looking at AirBNBs. She's found one where the shit ticket looks to be hung on the shower hose

That would be unselfconsciously breaking wind.

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2w ago

What's your old person trait?

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Getting into the spirit of supporting Spain. Just been needlessly unkind to a donkey.

As Le Tour is underway at the moment, here is the greatest video ever committed to digital camera sensor youtu.be/UBJWqhgQrVc?...

Job : effaceur de pénis sur le Tour de France 2019

YouTube video by Paul Taquet

youtu.be

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 3w ago

BBC engineers built robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife at distances no human crew could ever get close enough to reach.

Since spring we’ve been warned of wild fires in the Cairngorms. FIRMS suggests that overnight the size of the fire has grown considerably and getting closer to Glenmore. No wonder the (always fully booked) campsite was evacuated. Hope everyone is safe.

18 years ago, almost to the day, I started building a preposterously big garage. I insisted that there should be a space above it large enough for habitation. The time has now come for that space to be converted into a flat for one of the kids. Hence why I have to finish the kitchen in the house

just in case x

Resources and help for anyone, and it will be mostly women, affected by the increased risk of domestic abuse associated with football www.nhs.uk/live-well/ge...

Getting help for domestic violence and abuse

Find out about the signs of domestic violence and abuse, and where to get help. Domestic violence and abuse can happen to anyone, and anyone can be an abuser.

nhs.uk

Looks like there's no getting away from it. Tomorrow is my last day off, and I'm going to have to finish the kitchen. (To my wife's standard of what constitutes finished, not mine. The cooker works, the fridge works, most of the crockery is out of sight..)

Meanwhile, don't take it out on your partner, your pets, or patio furniture. Go to bed, it'll still be shit in the morning, but you won't be on bail.

Starmer MUST resign, again.