Darren
@djohn90.bsky.social
LSU alum. Engineer. Sports Enthusiast. 337➡️225➡️DFW LSU, SA Spurs, Cowboys, TX Rangers are the teams that can hurt me
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
“What’s the point of human life if it can all go away in the blink of an eye?”
“Buddy, they won’t even let me have sex inside of the whale.”
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
Hurting morale and sowing discord by flooding the zone with people who don’t get anyone’s jokes
Sarah T Roberts, PhD@ubiquity75.xyz · 7d ago
Coach Steph White, Monique Billings & Kelsey Mitchell @ all asked directly what they've to say regarding the anti trans rally before the Seattle matchup last night. THE FEVER ARE TRASH 🗑 (NO KNOWLEDGE BUT WE PREPARED SOME BS - ANY MORE BBALL Q'S?) A HEX ON ALL THEIR FACES & PHASES
NEW: When Microsoft reviewed the early results of Anthropic’s new AI model for cybersecurity, it was a sobering scene: Hundreds of bugs were identified, many of them critical. What followed was a “mad dash” to patch them — but many more remain.
Anthropic’s New AI Model Can Identify More Software Bugs Than Ever. Microsoft Is Struggling to Fix Them Fast Enough.
Anthropic’s Mythos has flagged bugs faster than Microsoft can fix them. Documents reviewed by ProPublica reveal the tech giant's “mad dash” behind the scenes to patch holes before hackers can find and...
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Multiverse of Madness is the most visually interesting MCU movie. Raimi is a madman.
“I’m sorry but the grand calculus of the multiverse, your sacrifice means more than your life.”
May just run back that phase for my mid-life crisis
Coach Rusty@coachrusty.bsky.social · last wk.I wish random adults would just spontaneously “turn goth” one day and stay that way for years like when we were teenagers
We gotta let Andrew Garfield get another shot at this if he wants to. He’s so good when you give him a good script.
Darren@djohn90.bsky.social · last wk.Watching No Way Home now. Hadn’t seen it since it came out on streaming.
“Then he turned himself into a lizard. Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. It was crazy!”
Watching No Way Home now. Hadn’t seen it since it came out on streaming.
Raimi’s Spider-Man 2. Just got to the horror scene in the ER. So incredibly good.
Love the number of people that are just now learning for the second time in six months that the Meadowlands Sports Complex is a cursed shithole. The last time, it was “should people try to walk to this stadium”.
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social · 2w agothis shot is so bleak lmao
The Spurs lost that game last night for a few reasons. 1) Wemby is fatigued. It looks like it took him quite a while a few days to recover from his energy expenditure from that epic game 1. You could see that he was hesitant to go inside the arc and fight for positioning.
