Tuvok Salsa
@doctorblumpy.bsky.social
Ruffians have displaced me from my ancestral place of work
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
You people are so simple. They were just like "here's a fucked up little dickhead, we named him Jimothy" and you slobbering jackasses just ate that shit up. I hope he lives long enough for you to get emotionally invested and he is publicly executed.
Just noticed how fucking nasty the guitar tone is in Goldfinger's cover of "99 red balloons"
The biggest mistake you can make is going on the computer
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Is there a Philly rapper named Jawn Dough? There should be.
I just remembered the time I accidentally bought this version of this album.
Making a bangers and mash cottage pie with Guinness gravy and white cheddar mash and you cant tell me a damn thing
I don't think you should wear a belt buckle that wasn't a prize.
hedgers and clippers hedgers and clippers hedgers and clippers
I used to get pulled over all the time when I lived in my 1994 GMC safari and the cops would search me every time. They would never find anything illegal or whatever but around 2/3 of the time, a cop would say some shit like "im not gonna worry about those roaches in the ashtray"
Im pretty sure this post is why people are talking about him
Tuvok Salsa@doctorblumpy.bsky.social · 2w agoWas trying to remember who Alan ritchson was so I typed "big white guy actor" into Google and it came with John Goodman which is a better answer.
Saw a dude riding a pennyfarthing today. At like 9 am. The fuck dude?
