Just got absolutely shelled by turning point ads while scrolling YouTube and im not sure what they’re trying to do
‘Hey, friends, it’s healthy snack time. Don’t forget to chew!’
The Onion@theonion.com · 6h agoAt this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis
Elon Musk, red faced mad, promoting “DO A FELONY”
Ruo Shui@ruoshuiresearch.bsky.social · 8h agosomeone wants attention
Our medieval art curator rates every "European castle" emoji. 🏰
Watching a marvel movie and it’s fine to like them or star in them but I can’t handle this barrage of Easter eggs
The audio kinda cool, they’re like trying to find him an airport and he just decides “nope going in the water send everyone” and then the air traffic controllers are kinda weirded out but still doing their jobs
Aiden Abett@cheatlines.co · 5mo ago
My brother described our boyhood friends’ junior boomer republican dad as the target demographic for bad AI and I’m convinced he’s right
abandoning the compulsion to divide and expelling all of my insipid eukaryotic elements in service of getting as much oxygen in myself as possible. lets lock in and complete our mission together. lets deliver the goods
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
INFOWARS EXCLUSIVE: @grahamformaine.bsky.social announces his new series of Netflix comedy specials
Quietly admitting to myself that I’m gonna watch the world series of poker final table stream tonight
If a person eats who couldn’t they can go to school, they can go to work, or just not die. They can contribute to the grand American project in a unique and entirely human way. That benefits me in immeasurable ways
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Can’t wait to not think about the nitty gritty of midwestern democratic politics again for a short spell
“The ultimate seasoning awaiting her ultimate seasoner.”
Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d agoBet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Honestly “but the schools…” lines are pithy and they found the perfect victims. I think they’ve been workshopping it a couple years with the big brain enlightened centerist guys and know it has traction with moderates. Kinda scared this might work.
Just point out that Iranians and Americans like a lot of the same stuff and we can find common ground to go from there!
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 3d agoDonald Trump and his administration appear to be at a loss for how to move the needle in the conflict. Read: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
any day i see that statue of the naked guy doing fighting game moves against four babies is a good day
A strange feature of medical data collection is how often stuff you want to compare is in different units of measure. For instance venous pressure is measured in centimeters of water and arterial pressure is measured in millimeters of mercury
Watching The Prisoner and all the little flourishes are pretty delightful