Jose
@clutchbucket.bsky.social
senses be praised https://youtu.be/HJzecKumufM?si=tdOlf3UXdnvLEuSG
I want to watch Space Ghost Coast to Coast but I don't want to sit through forced ads to do so; I'm not seeing any subscription streaming service that has it available, and can't seem to find it for sale on DVD either, so I would definitely pirate the fuck out of it (if I knew how)
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Being a pair of ragged claws is low-key goated when scuttling across the floors of silent seas is the vibe
@kirabira.bsky.social There's a "best tweets" prompt going around and first thing I thought was "Great set by Animal Collective!"
We like to make a lot of fun of Florida but being a Miami coke head when "Conga!" dropped must have been pretty fucking great.
The way Axl Rose says "knees" in "Welcome to the Jungle", that's weird, why did he do that
"DON'T fuck him up, Hippocrates" -- friend of Hippocrates, moments before inspiring a legendary oath
Jay Leno [except Jay's voice is replaced with sounds from Kevin Eubank's guitar]: *Upbeat, energetic hook* Eubanks [whose guitar sounds have been replaced by a recording of Jay Leno having a bad dream where his wife Mavis has turned into one of his cars]: Start baby. Please, start! Oh my god Mavis
Just unsuccessfully tried to convince my roommate to start an impromptu, 2-man parade down our street. He could play his trumpet and I'd play Sublime's "Santeria" from my phone
Hello friends, I'm fundraising for rent money. Things are improving health-wise but that's going to take time to convert into money-wise. Please help your friendly local disabled trans woman! Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
I'm so exhausted from work I just typed and searched "Netflix" in the Netflix bar
I am shirtless and having a cold one and watching Jackass 3D
Ernie Ball Earthwood 80/20 Bronze guitar strings: I do NOT recommend! Less than an hour of playing and I broke the high E string! Terrible quality, two thumbs down
It’s been a bad day. The small business I sank my life savings into—a first of its kind combo teeth and asshole bleaching destination—has been close by the Massachusetts department of public health. The Grin and Gape is no more
forget your zodiac sign, tell me your favorite Snoopy sibling
