Did the “well, we have guns too” lady win? I must’ve missed that bit.

Guy has been my Senator-elect for like 4 days and already my pop is halal!

I’ve picked my two

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2d ago

2 new mystery actors have reportedly auditioned to play James Bond They are described as notable and established actors above the others in the running

Met this creep in 2012 when he was trying to insinuate himself into Lynch’s life. Told David to count his fingers every time he shook hands with the fuck.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3d ago

LONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.

“Stop Mirroring”? Yeah, good one, Vizio.

Can we just do away with “influencers” as a class, cultural oddity, profession, what have you?

Matt Pearce@mattdpearce.com · 4d ago

Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?

hey this is a good place to throw some money they’re gonna need to do outreach here for ballot curing and there might be legal bullshit we could flip fucking mississippi, let’s get it done

Scott Colom@scolom.bsky.social · 4d ago

MISSISSIPPI! Our race is too close to call. We are going to make sure every single vote has been counted, and I am confident we will ultimately flip this seat.

I am to wait, though waiting so be hell

If youre not celebrating Godzillas birthday, what the hell are you doing?

A week from today and I’ll have seen the new Godzilla yesterday, baby!

Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

Alt: Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

static.klipy.com

Vote NO to Ohio Statehood on November 3rd

Three Days and Then She Did are back to back on the same album

♥ Passionate ♥@concretexros3.bsky.social · 7d ago

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

Come on down to The Old Miami and I’ll buy a round

What are the Lions wearing I stg

Did he tho

Texas Tribune@texastribune.org · last wk.

Ken Paxton appears to cancel final rally of his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo.

Mundane Halloween returns! Halloween is great, but the greatest part of Halloween is the annual "mundane Halloween" costume contest sponsored by Japanese website @dailyportalz Here is a thread of some of my favorites from this year...

Happy 88th Anniversary to Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds, which is a fabulous listen.

I’m not interested in coming into the mentions of the fuckwits who piss and whine about how voting is ontologically evil to yell at them, but I refuse to be kind if they try to demand moral absolution from me for failing to do the bare minimum that was required in 2024 to save millions of lives.

Citizen Kane. I’ve watched it as I’ve aged, and the wisdom it displays is a wonder. The Wild Bunch. The pull of Peckinpah in a ballet of death. Barton Fink. You can’t pick your neighbors but you can pick who you talk to. The Blues Brothers. In the extended version, The Hook plays all of Boom Boom

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 2w ago

Let's go Letterboxd-style with this: If you had to name your four favorite movies on the spot, which movies would you select?

I don’t hate it

Probably for all the wrong reasons, but Fall in Michigan.

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 2w ago

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Ever. Close the polls.

If the rule you followed brought you this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 2w ago

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat, Charlie Brown

Everything I Do (I Do It For You) I Guess

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title We Are the Champions, I Guess

The Desolation of Smaug The Man Who Wasn’t There

Lions game at Jumbo’s. Can recommend.

Now playing: MST3K vs. Sting of Death GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #MST3K