Melissa Martin

@doubleemmartin.bsky.social

Happy writing fun ball. Born and raised on Treaty One territory. Living back in Winnipeg, for now, but left my heart in Kyiv.

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

For much of the last four years Russian officials have semi-regularly gone on Twitter or their propaganda talk shows and issued thinly-veiled threats to nuke London or whatever, nice for Canada to finally be included

Anton Gerashchenko@antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Attention, Canada! Russia thinks you are warmongers for standing with Ukraine. "All masks have been dropped, revealing the true nature of a state that is by no means peace-loving, but rather a warmonger," Zakharova said.

A thread. The other day, I happened to clock the little AI-written bio attached to my name. It announced, quite confidently, that I was married, not to my husband, but to his brother. Particularly amusing, since my BIL is a proud member of the LGBQT community. I love him, but I am NOT his type. 🧵